Someday, we’re going to wish that we had a day by day scrapbook of the memes.
The-cultured-swine39 on
It looks like his backside is giving him some trouble.
TripleBCHI on
So Trump buys them shoes that give them that dementia lean? Makes sense
avocatguacamole on
What’s the context? I can’t even keep up.
ton80rt on
Little marco lol
FireWaterSquaw on
I suggest they all take their shoes off at next cult prayer session and try to find better sizes .
Meet_the_Meat on

beerforbears on
Trump didn’t guess his shoe size correctly lmao
Karate-Schnitzel on

forsuresies on
Gorgeous photograph overall.
The lines are not horizontal, showing how things are just off-kilter in the setting. You can see the wires in the background of the lamps and it looks like a dark corner that isn’t well used. His setting makes him look small and like a child, shuffled off into the corner and told to play alone. There is probably more but these immediately jumped out at my
The photographer has a specific intent with a photo like this
devo0630 on

FredFuzzypants on
Marco’s “I like lamp” moment?
Everyusernametaken1 on
Maybe recording devices in those
sneezeatsage on
What kind of man tries on a pair of very nice shoes, that do not fit, gift or no, and wears them anyway?
“I’m a Cuban-American, in charge of the US military and ‘missiles’, what an odd situation but hey, I got nice shoeshine and look dapper, I’m real, I’m strong and credible.”
Delta632 on
Literal fucking clown shoes.
Dewey081 on
He looks like a marionette. Clownish large feet.
antoinettech3esy3377 on
lamp looks like it’s judging him
88Roland88 on
Those are some big shoes to fill…

Hopeful-Flounder-203 on
How tall is he? 5’5″? No cap.
Hour-Candidate4612 on
How tall is little Marco?? It looks like he is 5’3” tops
RootHogOrDieTrying on
Those are lifts! Follow the top of the shoe where his foot would be down to where his toes would be. They’re nowhere near the toes of the shoe.
CliffBiffington on
It would be so easy to not take them seriously if only they weren’t so dangerous.
Nothalffast on
Master gave him clothes, does that mean he’s now free?
Great68 on
What a cuck
QuietudeOfHeart on
I think he should keep them. He might grow into them later when he becomes a man.
mrogs12 on
Cult shit
tomtom_este on
Those were Trump’s old shoes, with the built in lean
coconutpiecrust on
What an incredible photo. Is it all over the news? Is it real? This needs to be a meme.
mgr86 on
That door knob is comically undersized too
grantrules on
He looks like a toddler
acemedic on
You know, I get this is the political humor sub, but man, it’s hard not to just feel sad for Marco Rubio (the person).
Here’s a guy who was a senator, and has wielded considerable power. Was seen as a rising star in the party and ran a decent campaign for the presidency. To see him now, he looks like a battered ship lost in a storm. Trump’s executed a bait and switch to get elected, let his half of his cabinet run around cashing in literally billions of insider trading, and watched the standing of the US drop considerably in relation to our allies. All while he has to be Trump’s whipping boy and go execute whatever foreign policy drops in his head at the moment and make sense of it when in front of reporters. I’m sure Rubio has trouble sleeping at night seeing how Trump has co-opted the Republican brand for whatever he wants to do at the moment. It must be soul crushing.
On the other hand, Marco Rubio (the politician) is right where he deserves, and he’s capable of letting Marco Rubio (the person) go home whenever he’s ready… but he won’t, cause he can’t let go.
djhouse77 on
Big boy shoes! “How high and fast can you run now‽”
LeticiaPadillaSolis_ on
✨✨✨✨Absolute cuck✨✨✨✨
mountainmase on
He’s practicing his trump lean
Western-Corner-431 on
Trump did that on purpose. He wants Rubio to know he’ll never fill his shoes.
Bourbon-Decay on
Be a clown, wear clown shoes
Bayinla on
Little Marco Rubio
KonkiDoc on
Is this a real picture???
Because . . . goddamn!! He really is Little Marco!! I was taller than him in the 4th grade.
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Someday, we’re going to wish that we had a day by day scrapbook of the memes.
It looks like his backside is giving him some trouble.
So Trump buys them shoes that give them that dementia lean? Makes sense
What’s the context? I can’t even keep up.
Little marco lol
I suggest they all take their shoes off at next cult prayer session and try to find better sizes .

Trump didn’t guess his shoe size correctly lmao

Gorgeous photograph overall.
The lines are not horizontal, showing how things are just off-kilter in the setting. You can see the wires in the background of the lamps and it looks like a dark corner that isn’t well used. His setting makes him look small and like a child, shuffled off into the corner and told to play alone. There is probably more but these immediately jumped out at my
The photographer has a specific intent with a photo like this

Marco’s “I like lamp” moment?
Maybe recording devices in those
What kind of man tries on a pair of very nice shoes, that do not fit, gift or no, and wears them anyway?
Is he like 4ft tall?
https://preview.redd.it/cnvzlm8j8iog1.png?width=1206&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f257bf8bc2f51bccbc2daac7762eb991007ed17
Fixed it
Little Rubio talking to himself: “What have you become, Marco…”
This has to be some kind of test to test their humility, or how much they can take.
*Isn’t it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground
You in mid-air
Send in the clowns*
*Isn’t it bliss?
Don’t you approve?
One who keeps tearing around
One who can’t move
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns*
https://preview.redd.it/qrr4gv2jaiog1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=219be58b768c3f64064b7e50162aef7e324e79f3
“I’m a Cuban-American, in charge of the US military and ‘missiles’, what an odd situation but hey, I got nice shoeshine and look dapper, I’m real, I’m strong and credible.”
Literal fucking clown shoes.
He looks like a marionette. Clownish large feet.
lamp looks like it’s judging him
Those are some big shoes to fill…

How tall is he? 5’5″? No cap.
How tall is little Marco?? It looks like he is 5’3” tops
Those are lifts! Follow the top of the shoe where his foot would be down to where his toes would be. They’re nowhere near the toes of the shoe.
It would be so easy to not take them seriously if only they weren’t so dangerous.
Master gave him clothes, does that mean he’s now free?
What a cuck
I think he should keep them. He might grow into them later when he becomes a man.
Cult shit
Those were Trump’s old shoes, with the built in lean
What an incredible photo. Is it all over the news? Is it real? This needs to be a meme.
That door knob is comically undersized too
He looks like a toddler
You know, I get this is the political humor sub, but man, it’s hard not to just feel sad for Marco Rubio (the person).
Here’s a guy who was a senator, and has wielded considerable power. Was seen as a rising star in the party and ran a decent campaign for the presidency. To see him now, he looks like a battered ship lost in a storm. Trump’s executed a bait and switch to get elected, let his half of his cabinet run around cashing in literally billions of insider trading, and watched the standing of the US drop considerably in relation to our allies. All while he has to be Trump’s whipping boy and go execute whatever foreign policy drops in his head at the moment and make sense of it when in front of reporters. I’m sure Rubio has trouble sleeping at night seeing how Trump has co-opted the Republican brand for whatever he wants to do at the moment. It must be soul crushing.
On the other hand, Marco Rubio (the politician) is right where he deserves, and he’s capable of letting Marco Rubio (the person) go home whenever he’s ready… but he won’t, cause he can’t let go.
Big boy shoes! “How high and fast can you run now‽”
✨✨✨✨Absolute cuck✨✨✨✨
He’s practicing his trump lean
Trump did that on purpose. He wants Rubio to know he’ll never fill his shoes.
Be a clown, wear clown shoes
Little Marco Rubio
Is this a real picture???
Because . . . goddamn!! He really is Little Marco!! I was taller than him in the 4th grade.
https://preview.redd.it/2ugu7n4lyiog1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fb0c939d29aa040fd81e3abc15baf7bd576f9a1
Gods he is such an ass licking lick spittle. How can you live with yourself? I mean really, how is it possible?
Is this a real picture? Because if it is, it should be the definition of pathetic when you open the dictionary.