Then it misses the pressure plate and blocks both nostrils for no fucking reason
xPinkCrown on
The worst part is that one second of hope when you roll over before the other side slams shut.
sheerOWDER on
I never appreciate being able to breathe through both nostrils until I can’t.
Racconwithtwoguns on
My nose the moment it notices that I’m nasal flooding so I can breathe through both:
**INITIATE PLUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF THE HOST’S EARS**
CommunicationBroad38 on
I once had nose clogging so bad when I was sick that I had to breathe out of my mouth since I couldnt breathe out of my nose. I snored so much that night. I am so used to breathing out of my nose that It felt weird to breath from my mouth. Usually it is only one nose, in my case usually the same side, the left nostril.
LastChans1 on
Meanwhile, me, a degenerate mouth-breather…..
CdnfaS on
Affrin is an amazing drug.
TheMoonOfTermina on
The feeling when both sides completely clear up, and you can actually BREATHE again is unmatched. So good. And then you take it for granted until the next allergy attack/sickness/yourbodyjusthatingyousession.
Merry_Ryan on
It’s a pain to deal with.
TheOx111 on
“The nasal cycle is a normal, subconscious process where the body alternates congestion and decongestion between nostrils every 2 to 6 hours. Controlled by the autonomic nervous system, it allows one nostril to rest, rehydrate, and filter air while the other takes over, preventing dryness and aiding odor detection.” This is the same way boners work. We got nose boners out here .
AlexPaterson16 on
This is just my regular life. You’re telling me people sleep with 2 open nostrils when they’re not sick? Maybe I need a doctor after all
_DazePink on
The holy grail of clear nostrils only exists in my dreams 😅✌️
Alderan922 on
What I do is switch side and on the small window when I can feel both nostrils unclogged I then turn to face the ceiling and arch my head back as much as I can to force both nostrils to be clean at the same time.
TheLucky12 on
Hot take (?): having one nostril blocked is worse than having both blocked
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Then it misses the pressure plate and blocks both nostrils for no fucking reason
The worst part is that one second of hope when you roll over before the other side slams shut.
I never appreciate being able to breathe through both nostrils until I can’t.
My nose the moment it notices that I’m nasal flooding so I can breathe through both:
**INITIATE PLUGGING THE SHIT OUT OF THE HOST’S EARS**
I once had nose clogging so bad when I was sick that I had to breathe out of my mouth since I couldnt breathe out of my nose. I snored so much that night. I am so used to breathing out of my nose that It felt weird to breath from my mouth. Usually it is only one nose, in my case usually the same side, the left nostril.
Meanwhile, me, a degenerate mouth-breather…..
Affrin is an amazing drug.
The feeling when both sides completely clear up, and you can actually BREATHE again is unmatched. So good. And then you take it for granted until the next allergy attack/sickness/yourbodyjusthatingyousession.
It’s a pain to deal with.
“The nasal cycle is a normal, subconscious process where the body alternates congestion and decongestion between nostrils every 2 to 6 hours. Controlled by the autonomic nervous system, it allows one nostril to rest, rehydrate, and filter air while the other takes over, preventing dryness and aiding odor detection.” This is the same way boners work. We got nose boners out here .
This is just my regular life. You’re telling me people sleep with 2 open nostrils when they’re not sick? Maybe I need a doctor after all
The holy grail of clear nostrils only exists in my dreams 😅✌️
What I do is switch side and on the small window when I can feel both nostrils unclogged I then turn to face the ceiling and arch my head back as much as I can to force both nostrils to be clean at the same time.
Hot take (?): having one nostril blocked is worse than having both blocked
shall i reveal to thou the holiest solution