These have to be the most pathetic political “leaders” in the entire world.
un_theist on
Remember when the former Secretary of State had to testify for 11 hours for troops dying in Benghazi?
Republicans sure fucking don’t.
agha0013 on
I guess kegseth isn’t on the list of super buddies at the moment, or he’s openly defying The Boss’ dress code…..
Somhlth on
Shouldn’t Marco be 6’3″ in Trump shoes?
Outrageous-Till3475 on
Lil Marco needs a suit to match.
Financial-Talk9397 on
Cankle shoes! Nice!
Majestic-Mail-8716 on
Dude got a size 11 on but needs a size 7 – clown
Am_Deer on
At this point it feels like someone in the WH is just fucking with people. What else can we get them to do to humiliate themselves? I got it! Clown shoes!
TV-LoL on
Only missing the coloured wig and the clown nose now.
srgonzo75 on
“Wear the shoes Grandpa got you.”
“I don’t wanna, Mom! They don’t fit!”
“I didn’t ask you what you wanted, Marco, wear the shoes!”
“Okay.”
(quietly) “And you’re going to have to give him a big hug when you thank him for them.”
“EEEEEWWWWW!!!! I don’t wanna hug him! He smells like—“
“MARCO ANTONIO, YOU WILL HUG YOUR SMELLY GRANDPA AND LIKE IT!!!!”
crapbag29 on
Hopefully the toes still have the packing tissue in them!
Whornz4 on
Little Marco has never been more fitting
Santos_L_Halper_II on
I can’t believe we’re being driven further and further into fascism by such fucking wieners.
xChoke1x on
Imagine being that fucking pathetic. LOL
I mean, this is the dude that was absolutely belittled at every turn by trump. And now he cant wait to deep throat his baby dick for some new, ill fitting shoes. LOOOOL. Thats a level of fucking embarrassment I cant wrap my head around.
sjwilkinson on
What a loser
Blue_Collar_Stiff on
Why are those fools dressed alike? They look like thing 1 & thing 2
3qtpint on
So much going on with this little show of fealty.
First, what do you think it’s more likely? That trump’s people completely guessed shoe sizes, or that everyone lied about their shoe sizes?
Second, and I’ve seen this asked elsewhere, why not just buy matching shoes that fit? I get that grifters don’t like spending money, but like…. it’s not that much? Are they *required* to wear them? Are there trackers in the heels?
No-Instruction6994 on
reminds me of when my friend tried explaining supply-side economics to me
Movingforward2015 on
Those shoes are wearing him.
realoctopod on
Can’t have laces in prison, should have asked for loafers.
prodigy1367 on
Guarantee they’ll go on Fox News and say something like “I love the extra breathing room. My old shoes were too tight anyways.”
copperblood on
TDIL that Al Bundy could run the country better than Trump
North_Apricot_4440 on
When you’re wearing shoes that are too big all you are thinking about is…” these shoes are too big.”
There are many instances where the sycophantic right has shown unrelenting fealty but the “ shoebuy” is peak choking on his junk.
JohnnyFatSack on
These dorks can’t even wear their own shoes under Trump! 😆
Fast-Damage2298 on
Imagine the sad little flopping noise he makes as he shuffles down the hall
cpav8r on
Kegsbreath needs to get with the Florsheim program!!!
thekitchenaides on
New_Taste8874 on
Could somebody PLEASE buy Whiskey Pete some shoes? And maybe a suit that fits? And pants that aren’t too short? Fucking clown.
He’s also wearing the trump personality that rubbed off on him.
Not_Paid_Just_Intern on
In my headcanon, Trump absolutely knew what he was doing and is getting his giggles.
Also possible: Trump gifted him shoes assuming he’d exchange them if they were the wrong size, but Rubio is so totally spineless he didn’t even think to do it.
Most likely: Trump is so demented he doesn’t know what he’s doing and Rubio is so spineless he just went along with it.
carterartist on
It’s like Heaven’s gate and their Nikes…
NappingYG on
Were Rubio’s feet were measured by same doctor who measured Trump’s height?
JerHat on
Man, I can’t even imagine being that big of an ass kisser.
GrandPriapus on
Aww, doesn’t “little Marco” look so cute wearing his daddy’s shoes‽
Crafty-Walrus-2238 on
Where does Trump keep his Cabinet’s balls? In Graham’s mouth.
pcpgivesmewings on
Totally not a cult
goodbyegoosegirl on
It will be rubios fault for having small feet.
ddouce on
It’s funny, but…
Our Secretary of State was so pathetically subservient to the orange oompa loompa that he couldn’t just say something as simple as, “thanks, but they’re not the right size.”
Instead, he debased and degraded himself clomping around in Daddy’s shoes because he can’t even stand up for himself on such a trivial matter.
What do you think he does on important matters of State? Look at the current state of the world and you have your answer. It’s pathetic.
BurtRogain on
I seriously thought this was a joke. This is real? He really did this?? Jesus. None of these people are serious.
pandafab on
What a circus 🤡 🎪
kevint1964 on
Grift shoes. Trumpolini doesn’t deal in gifts, just grifts.
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These have to be the most pathetic political “leaders” in the entire world.
Remember when the former Secretary of State had to testify for 11 hours for troops dying in Benghazi?
Republicans sure fucking don’t.
I guess kegseth isn’t on the list of super buddies at the moment, or he’s openly defying The Boss’ dress code…..
Shouldn’t Marco be 6’3″ in Trump shoes?
Lil Marco needs a suit to match.
Cankle shoes! Nice!
Dude got a size 11 on but needs a size 7 – clown
At this point it feels like someone in the WH is just fucking with people. What else can we get them to do to humiliate themselves? I got it! Clown shoes!
Only missing the coloured wig and the clown nose now.
“Wear the shoes Grandpa got you.”
“I don’t wanna, Mom! They don’t fit!”
“I didn’t ask you what you wanted, Marco, wear the shoes!”
“Okay.”
(quietly) “And you’re going to have to give him a big hug when you thank him for them.”
“EEEEEWWWWW!!!! I don’t wanna hug him! He smells like—“
“MARCO ANTONIO, YOU WILL HUG YOUR SMELLY GRANDPA AND LIKE IT!!!!”
Hopefully the toes still have the packing tissue in them!
Little Marco has never been more fitting
I can’t believe we’re being driven further and further into fascism by such fucking wieners.
Imagine being that fucking pathetic. LOL
I mean, this is the dude that was absolutely belittled at every turn by trump. And now he cant wait to deep throat his baby dick for some new, ill fitting shoes. LOOOOL. Thats a level of fucking embarrassment I cant wrap my head around.
What a loser
Why are those fools dressed alike? They look like thing 1 & thing 2
So much going on with this little show of fealty.
First, what do you think it’s more likely? That trump’s people completely guessed shoe sizes, or that everyone lied about their shoe sizes?
Second, and I’ve seen this asked elsewhere, why not just buy matching shoes that fit? I get that grifters don’t like spending money, but like…. it’s not that much? Are they *required* to wear them? Are there trackers in the heels?
reminds me of when my friend tried explaining supply-side economics to me
Those shoes are wearing him.
Can’t have laces in prison, should have asked for loafers.
Guarantee they’ll go on Fox News and say something like “I love the extra breathing room. My old shoes were too tight anyways.”
TDIL that Al Bundy could run the country better than Trump
When you’re wearing shoes that are too big all you are thinking about is…” these shoes are too big.”
There are many instances where the sycophantic right has shown unrelenting fealty but the “ shoebuy” is peak choking on his junk.
These dorks can’t even wear their own shoes under Trump! 😆
Imagine the sad little flopping noise he makes as he shuffles down the hall
Kegsbreath needs to get with the Florsheim program!!!
Could somebody PLEASE buy Whiskey Pete some shoes? And maybe a suit that fits? And pants that aren’t too short? Fucking clown.
https://preview.redd.it/sk8z1gig7hog1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e263d5c6aa0db75d25370f0951b385b446001a5e
He’s also wearing the trump personality that rubbed off on him.
In my headcanon, Trump absolutely knew what he was doing and is getting his giggles.
Also possible: Trump gifted him shoes assuming he’d exchange them if they were the wrong size, but Rubio is so totally spineless he didn’t even think to do it.
Most likely: Trump is so demented he doesn’t know what he’s doing and Rubio is so spineless he just went along with it.
It’s like Heaven’s gate and their Nikes…
Were Rubio’s feet were measured by same doctor who measured Trump’s height?
Man, I can’t even imagine being that big of an ass kisser.
Aww, doesn’t “little Marco” look so cute wearing his daddy’s shoes‽
Where does Trump keep his Cabinet’s balls? In Graham’s mouth.
Totally not a cult
It will be rubios fault for having small feet.
It’s funny, but…
Our Secretary of State was so pathetically subservient to the orange oompa loompa that he couldn’t just say something as simple as, “thanks, but they’re not the right size.”
Instead, he debased and degraded himself clomping around in Daddy’s shoes because he can’t even stand up for himself on such a trivial matter.
What do you think he does on important matters of State? Look at the current state of the world and you have your answer. It’s pathetic.
I seriously thought this was a joke. This is real? He really did this?? Jesus. None of these people are serious.
What a circus 🤡 🎪
Grift shoes. Trumpolini doesn’t deal in gifts, just grifts.
https://preview.redd.it/4m8b4nvlihog1.jpeg?width=985&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc742b88bb12960a4853215761bb297e98347202
Wearing his daddy’s shoes
Embarrassing
These little fart squirts are too afraid to stop clapping or wear their own shoes. WTF?
They’ve licked Trump’s boots so much now they’re wearing them.
New level of Pathetic achieved.
He forgot to wear the matching gift kneepads.