Well there is no phone in that case so I think it being on silent is the least of her worries
Feeling-Ad-2490 on
What is parsley? 🤣
64_Chances on
“Honey…THIS PLACE IS SCARING ME!!!”
Kalabula on
I don’t know any men that are this clueless. I feel like this joke is a leftover from Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin.
Imajica0921 on
I learned early that I want the specific item and an acceptable substitute written down, otherwise I aint going.
Snake_ly on
I work at Trader Joe’s and it’s part of our training to identify lost husbands and offer them assistance.
NoPrinciple3355 on
“You’re killing smalls” 😭
Acer22 on
It’s better when they cut to Joe Exotic. I called for help TWICE! And not F-you, whadda ya need? Or nothing
PineBatJo on
haha, my husband doesnt know what parsley is and hes a grown man! laugh because its funny!
geoken on
I would guess the real life, non exaggerated, version of this was borne when the guy made an educated guess on 1 item on the list – and years later is still hearing about that time he bought the wrong type of coffee.
funwithdesign on
Do men not know how to grocery shop?
I probably do 98% of the grocery shopping.
stanley_leverlock on
“What is parsley?”
I wouldn’t be in a relationship with anyone that couldn’t identify parsley.
UKUS104 on
This joke has been overdone and isn’t even funny. One partner making the other to look like they have zero independent skills to live. If that’s the case, it’s sad, not funny.
G0G0Gadget00 on
Herr durr husband dumb
k_dilluh on
I can’t imagine being with someone that helpless. What’s the difference between that and a child?
Naroyto on
Haha men incompetent no do basic life skills embiggen my laugh make words more cromulent.
TerminatorAuschwitz on
HAHA men are dumb and have to ask their wife what size their child’s diapers are!
🙄
AlarmingSorbet on
I’m so glad I married an adult. The most he’ll ask is “hey, I’m stopping by * random fast food place * on the way home what do you want?”
oneizm on
Lowkey embarrassing as an adult to not be able to shop for your household
PunjabiPlaya on
/r/BoomersHumor
PurpleCandles on
I would rather die alone than ever be married to someone this clueless and incompetent as an adult.
TotalHans on
I do all the grocery shopping for my family. I’ll ask my wife to text me anything she needs that isn’t super regular stuff. She’ll text me stuff like “chicken, bread, chips”. 10 years going and she still does this. One of these days I’m going to bring back chicken hearts, pumpernickel, and whatever the grossest flavored chip I can find. Let that be a lesson to her.
BootsOfProwess on
Yall women should be embarrassed for partnering yourselves with adults who cant do basic grocery shopping.
ES_Legman on
Boomer humor. Don’t marry a literal child.
pokemonisok on
Weaponized incompetence
texinxin on
Grocery store app is the greatest invention ever. I buy exactly what she puts on the list. If it’s wrong, I have receipts. I don’t venture from the list in the app.
Valyrianson on
Man you guys are AGGRESSIVELY unfunny in the comments, touch grass, laugh about something
Lithium98 on
Why would you marry someone who can handle basic needs like grocery shopping?
BIPotter69 on
Wow, it’s disappointing that men don’t feel that they can make a mistake and own up to it. Living in fear of your partners frustration is a lonely existence and you can choose to embrace vulnerability, because that is the only way we learn. “We only learn when we do dangerous things carefully”
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Well there is no phone in that case so I think it being on silent is the least of her worries
What is parsley? 🤣
“Honey…THIS PLACE IS SCARING ME!!!”
I don’t know any men that are this clueless. I feel like this joke is a leftover from Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin.
I learned early that I want the specific item and an acceptable substitute written down, otherwise I aint going.
I work at Trader Joe’s and it’s part of our training to identify lost husbands and offer them assistance.
“You’re killing smalls” 😭
It’s better when they cut to Joe Exotic. I called for help TWICE! And not F-you, whadda ya need? Or nothing
haha, my husband doesnt know what parsley is and hes a grown man! laugh because its funny!
I would guess the real life, non exaggerated, version of this was borne when the guy made an educated guess on 1 item on the list – and years later is still hearing about that time he bought the wrong type of coffee.
Do men not know how to grocery shop?
I probably do 98% of the grocery shopping.
“What is parsley?”
I wouldn’t be in a relationship with anyone that couldn’t identify parsley.
This joke has been overdone and isn’t even funny. One partner making the other to look like they have zero independent skills to live. If that’s the case, it’s sad, not funny.
Herr durr husband dumb
I can’t imagine being with someone that helpless. What’s the difference between that and a child?
Haha men incompetent no do basic life skills embiggen my laugh make words more cromulent.
HAHA men are dumb and have to ask their wife what size their child’s diapers are!
🙄
I’m so glad I married an adult. The most he’ll ask is “hey, I’m stopping by * random fast food place * on the way home what do you want?”
Lowkey embarrassing as an adult to not be able to shop for your household
/r/BoomersHumor
I would rather die alone than ever be married to someone this clueless and incompetent as an adult.
I do all the grocery shopping for my family. I’ll ask my wife to text me anything she needs that isn’t super regular stuff. She’ll text me stuff like “chicken, bread, chips”. 10 years going and she still does this. One of these days I’m going to bring back chicken hearts, pumpernickel, and whatever the grossest flavored chip I can find. Let that be a lesson to her.
Yall women should be embarrassed for partnering yourselves with adults who cant do basic grocery shopping.
Boomer humor. Don’t marry a literal child.
Weaponized incompetence
Grocery store app is the greatest invention ever. I buy exactly what she puts on the list. If it’s wrong, I have receipts. I don’t venture from the list in the app.
Man you guys are AGGRESSIVELY unfunny in the comments, touch grass, laugh about something
Why would you marry someone who can handle basic needs like grocery shopping?
Wow, it’s disappointing that men don’t feel that they can make a mistake and own up to it. Living in fear of your partners frustration is a lonely existence and you can choose to embrace vulnerability, because that is the only way we learn. “We only learn when we do dangerous things carefully”