Me accidentally talking to an NPC and now I have a 3-hour quest
NewButOld85 on
I thought it was bold of him to start a conversation with an unknown woman by shouting out “Ho ho!” But if you’re trying to find a wife to help you repopulate the Woodland Realm, I guess it’s a good filter to find a maiden who responds favorably to being called that.
darth_voidptr on
NEW ACHIEVEMENT! Slighty Disconcerting Maiden Farmer – You’re done debasing yourself in clubs, hipster coffee shops and quaint book stores and are just putting your pride away in the closet for a rainy day; now you’re straight up dressing like a lunatic and begging for action to anyone in earshot. Well Bingles, that rainy day may never come, but clearly you have nothing left to lose except your wallet and possibly your shoes.
Falconman21 on
So staged it hurts.
wrecklessmedia on
She has never been dryer.
hazydreameri on
She seemed disappointed he wasn’t actually Bingles
Cero_Kurn on
felt like she liked bingles more than gideon
she felt disappointed when the gig was up and i dont blame her
SharkeyGeorge on
Would be far funnier if the minute he said “I am a normal person by the way” she said “Eww what the fuck? Leave me alone you freak!” and bailed.
Mindfully-Numb on
It’s helpful the bingles is handsome asf! If it was donut-bingles trying this he’d have ICE sending him back into that woodland realm
TwelveButtonsJim on
Least funny, most cringiest shite I’ve seen on the internet in a while
cookiesnooper on
Can it be any more fake?
TheBestintheWest11 on
but when I dress up as an elf it’s straight to jail….. sigh
Fantastic-Reading-78 on
FINALY! THE END WHOLE COMMUNITY DESERVE TO SEE! THE AFTERMATH!
Ralf_E_Chubbs on
End pic isn’t the elf boy imo lol
SithLordMilk on
Damn she said maybe
Oracle365 on
She lost interest after he said he was a normal person. And she was ready for that proposal. Dude should have just kept this up forever.
Bigredzombie on
“He makes me laugh” *Jessica Rabbit*
steph26tej on
Damn he’s actually hot, did not see that coming
Sweetest_Berries on
i saw that clip and my brain immediately went “this man is speedrunning the marriage side quest” 😭 imagine just walking to get coffee and suddenly an npc named bingle appears like “congratulations, you’ve unlocked a new quest: become my wife.” honestly the fact she still gave him her number makes it even funnier
Helen_Kellers_Wrath on
Bingles put all of his points into CHA
spoogicus on
Bingles got his jingles jangled.
nicer-dude on
This is some HIMYM type of stuff where Barney bets he can get a chick, no matter the setting
Bonjour2marhaba on
the iphone16 being the “Win her over” is whats wrong with that generation
Square_Saltine on
Totally believable with her being miced up perfectly
roccerfeller on
Staged nicely
rox186 on
She seemed disappointed when he stopped being Bingles for a second lol. Way to go, Bingles!
InquisitiveAssFoo on
Not staged at all lol stupid shit
BeegBunga on
Step 1: be attractive
breakerfall on
I hate the fucking internet
FlackoJay9 on
That “ugh” was disgust in herself for being so into Bingles.
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Me accidentally talking to an NPC and now I have a 3-hour quest
I thought it was bold of him to start a conversation with an unknown woman by shouting out “Ho ho!” But if you’re trying to find a wife to help you repopulate the Woodland Realm, I guess it’s a good filter to find a maiden who responds favorably to being called that.
NEW ACHIEVEMENT! Slighty Disconcerting Maiden Farmer – You’re done debasing yourself in clubs, hipster coffee shops and quaint book stores and are just putting your pride away in the closet for a rainy day; now you’re straight up dressing like a lunatic and begging for action to anyone in earshot. Well Bingles, that rainy day may never come, but clearly you have nothing left to lose except your wallet and possibly your shoes.
So staged it hurts.
She has never been dryer.
She seemed disappointed he wasn’t actually Bingles
felt like she liked bingles more than gideon
she felt disappointed when the gig was up and i dont blame her
Would be far funnier if the minute he said “I am a normal person by the way” she said “Eww what the fuck? Leave me alone you freak!” and bailed.
It’s helpful the bingles is handsome asf! If it was donut-bingles trying this he’d have ICE sending him back into that woodland realm
Least funny, most cringiest shite I’ve seen on the internet in a while
Can it be any more fake?
but when I dress up as an elf it’s straight to jail….. sigh
FINALY! THE END WHOLE COMMUNITY DESERVE TO SEE! THE AFTERMATH!
End pic isn’t the elf boy imo lol
Damn she said maybe
She lost interest after he said he was a normal person. And she was ready for that proposal. Dude should have just kept this up forever.
“He makes me laugh” *Jessica Rabbit*
Damn he’s actually hot, did not see that coming
i saw that clip and my brain immediately went “this man is speedrunning the marriage side quest” 😭 imagine just walking to get coffee and suddenly an npc named bingle appears like “congratulations, you’ve unlocked a new quest: become my wife.” honestly the fact she still gave him her number makes it even funnier
Bingles put all of his points into CHA
Bingles got his jingles jangled.
This is some HIMYM type of stuff where Barney bets he can get a chick, no matter the setting
the iphone16 being the “Win her over” is whats wrong with that generation
Totally believable with her being miced up perfectly
Staged nicely
She seemed disappointed when he stopped being Bingles for a second lol. Way to go, Bingles!
Not staged at all lol stupid shit
Step 1: be attractive
I hate the fucking internet
That “ugh” was disgust in herself for being so into Bingles.
She handled it so well, adorable.