Everyone knows in his wretched administration that Trump is a clueless moron and they are all shoving their hands in that gigantic cookie jar. This is nothing but a massive looting event.
It just occurred to me, but this actually makes perfect sense — if you’re using the Pentagon as a dumping ground for cleaning up more of Trump’s fallout.
Trump’s stupid “trade wars are easy to win” thing backfired *again,* and China stopped importing all American surf n turf.
Just like last time farmers, ranchers, etc were left holding the bag and started calling for bailouts, but you can’t do that without getting accusations of “gasp, Socialism!“ from the maga base.
Similarly, Apple is a major part of every hedge fund’s portfolio and they got hit by the electronics AND aluminum tariffs, and North Carolina’s furniture manufacturing hub got leveled by a hurricane, denied FEMA assistance, AND hit by Chinese import bans.
So, how do you keep all those guys happy at the same time without drawing attention?
A: dump it all on the guys who (usually) keep secrets for a living.
….or, Occam’s Razor: Pete’s just a scam-loving budget-defying, national security-compromising Prima Donna
Rosetta_Toned on
I heard he really likes to slop up those steaks!
xtrobot on
I heard that dude’s an ice cream eating motherfucker
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Remember that $400,000 Costco lobster hiest back in December 2025.
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Everyone knows in his wretched administration that Trump is a clueless moron and they are all shoving their hands in that gigantic cookie jar. This is nothing but a massive looting event.
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It just occurred to me, but this actually makes perfect sense — if you’re using the Pentagon as a dumping ground for cleaning up more of Trump’s fallout.
Trump’s stupid “trade wars are easy to win” thing backfired *again,* and China stopped importing all American surf n turf.
Just like last time farmers, ranchers, etc were left holding the bag and started calling for bailouts, but you can’t do that without getting accusations of “gasp, Socialism!“ from the maga base.
Similarly, Apple is a major part of every hedge fund’s portfolio and they got hit by the electronics AND aluminum tariffs, and North Carolina’s furniture manufacturing hub got leveled by a hurricane, denied FEMA assistance, AND hit by Chinese import bans.
So, how do you keep all those guys happy at the same time without drawing attention?
A: dump it all on the guys who (usually) keep secrets for a living.
….or, Occam’s Razor: Pete’s just a scam-loving budget-defying, national security-compromising Prima Donna
I heard he really likes to slop up those steaks!
I heard that dude’s an ice cream eating motherfucker
Remember that $400,000 Costco lobster hiest back in December 2025.