The Onion is basically proof that satire ages better than most actual news still roasting reality like it’s 1999.
MillionToOneShotDoc on
I thought the headline is hilarious. Then I looked for the article, turns out it was 2014.
Little_Road5921 on
Annihilation
Zynpeachbaby on
Chaos may reign, but satire is eternal
cplforlife on
I mean yeah. They legitimately voted to end their own empire.
If they didnt see it coming…they are too stupid to have voted. They had trump’s first term as experience. They knew full well that this would be the end of them.
Does anyone have any examples in history of a country literally voting to end their own golden age for no decerable reason?
Pappa_Crim on
I am sure their are 18-20 year olds in this country that are ready to jihad… after school tomorrow, oh wait that’s when I was supposed to meat Stacy. Then its the soccer meet, hmm can’t do the day after because its Taco day. You know lets just off on this
LataCogitandi on
Lol @ the non-cursive Arabic
Timecharge on
I mean… it ain’t wrong tho! XD
Malkyre on
It’s been like 10 years since this article came out, and I still think about it a lot. Whenever the US is doing something catastrophically stupid.
realestFKNdealest on
ignorance + arrogance = the fall of every empire
dr_van_nostren on
Anyone else think he looks kinda like Tama Tonga?
riskbreaking101 on
Kash cashing-in
YoungestDonkey on
Just let the Enshitificator in Chief do his thing.
I think it’s in The Art of War: when your enemy is making a mistake, don’t interrupt. This will take a lot of not interrupting.
RDHpropertyservice on
Lmao. It’s so true. The whole world is watching it fall apart real fast. Dump ass criminals and rapists running the country. Now war crimes for killing young girls
GreyTigerFox on
Same bud. Same.
AVeryFineUsername on
Turns out democracy was key to destroying the United States the whole timeÂ
calben99 on
the fact that a satire piece from over a decade ago is still perfectly relevant says a lot lol. the onion really does have an uncanny ability to predict the future, or maybe were just that predictable.
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The Onion is basically proof that satire ages better than most actual news still roasting reality like it’s 1999.
I thought the headline is hilarious. Then I looked for the article, turns out it was 2014.
Annihilation
Chaos may reign, but satire is eternal
I mean yeah. They legitimately voted to end their own empire.
If they didnt see it coming…they are too stupid to have voted. They had trump’s first term as experience. They knew full well that this would be the end of them.
Does anyone have any examples in history of a country literally voting to end their own golden age for no decerable reason?
I am sure their are 18-20 year olds in this country that are ready to jihad… after school tomorrow, oh wait that’s when I was supposed to meat Stacy. Then its the soccer meet, hmm can’t do the day after because its Taco day. You know lets just off on this
Lol @ the non-cursive Arabic
I mean… it ain’t wrong tho! XD
It’s been like 10 years since this article came out, and I still think about it a lot. Whenever the US is doing something catastrophically stupid.
ignorance + arrogance = the fall of every empire
Anyone else think he looks kinda like Tama Tonga?
Kash cashing-in
Just let the Enshitificator in Chief do his thing.
I think it’s in The Art of War: when your enemy is making a mistake, don’t interrupt. This will take a lot of not interrupting.
Lmao. It’s so true. The whole world is watching it fall apart real fast. Dump ass criminals and rapists running the country. Now war crimes for killing young girls
Same bud. Same.
Turns out democracy was key to destroying the United States the whole timeÂ
the fact that a satire piece from over a decade ago is still perfectly relevant says a lot lol. the onion really does have an uncanny ability to predict the future, or maybe were just that predictable.
Netflix and chill…