She’s buying a stairway to the danger zone

    by jpbham

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    1. Imma go out on a limb and say the account Christianrealfacts is both not Christian and not real facts.

    2. Historical-Finish564 on

      Very cool. So Jesus came back as Kenny Loggins, partied Hardy, had a great time and managed not to get crucified. Cool move dude!

    3. InevitableTension699 on

      that young girl have amazing brush technique for being like 10 years old

    4. Sea-Egg-9579 on

      I feel like this story comes around every ten years and this young girl is now 37…

    5. TheGoodDoctorGonzo on

      There’s a joke here about the travesties committed by the church, This girl who painted Jesus, and Kenny getting his “log in” but I’ve got too much class, style, and the absolute perfect amount of sparkle in my eye to make it.

    6. Ilikepancakes87 on

      “And lo, I say unto you that there is only one way to the Father. It is a highway unto the danger zone.”

    7. weirdthingsarecool91 on

      I might be watching too much of The Pitt. To me it looks like Noah Wyle

    8. Jesus would be far more tan considering Middle East. Considering he was manual labor, dude is jack as heck.

    9. Oh look – he’s white. Meaning that if a real Jesus existed at all, he’s not what she saw or what she painted.

    10. Unpopular opinion alert! David Copperfield. From a suppressed memory during a visit to the Zorro Ranch…

    11. JR_LikeOnTheTVshow on

      I think I can see a faint image of Michael McDonald in there too… wherever Kenny was, Michael was in the background

    12. OMG My girlfriend and I saw this same picture in a thrift store a few weeks ago and we had a good laugh that it looked like Kenny Loggins. (the girl obviously didnt paint it, it was probably 30 years old.)

      She bought it and its in her living room. I wish I could post a photo…

    13. WaythurstFrancis on

      It’s morbidly fascinating how alright these sorts of “Christians” are with straight-up lying.

    14. How is it so hard to understand 1 single fact. There are very very very few or no white people in the Bible. We are talking about a part of the world that lights white people on fire like vampires everyone there is darker than my summer tan.

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