Me thinking one week of ignoring it would fix my life
Peyote-Coyote96 on
Bro needs preparation h
usernameiswho on
Hey Elvis. Been awhile man, how you been?
_ShartyWaffles on
Relatable
Rhodin265 on
Do you have a GF? There might be pads. One of those should last you until you can get to a hospital distant enough that you’ll never go there again.
ArduennSchwartzman on
>They found you week [sic] later like this
Weeks* later. *Many* weeks later.
Suspicious_Joke482 on
What are we supposed to do if that happens?Call ambulance or wait or what
batman8232 on
but where is your skin?
Fetz- on
I’m not joking:
I once had a hemorrhoid surgery and two weeks later I was pooping when suddenly the toilet was full of blood. I almost fainted but was able to call for help. Got an ambulance to the hospital where they just put me in a bed and did nothing for a few hours. Then they took a blood test. An hour later a nurse ran into my room telling me I will get an emergency surgery right now, because I was bleeding out into my intestines.
My hemoglobin concentration at that point was already so low that I didn’t really realise what was going on. I just remember being rushed into a surgery room full of surgeons and assistants in full gear and I fell unconscious.
Next morning I very slowly gained consciousness. I was so weak, I couldn’t lift my head. I was full of pain killers and felt like floating above my bed.
sultan_of_gin on
I’ve had those since 2013 and i finally have an appointment to a doctor to get rid of them. Also had one burst a couple years ago and there was so much blood that i got a bit worried but even that wasn’t enough at the time to seek help god people (me included) are stupid haha
Grabatreetron on
Fun fact: in the LOTR novels, this is how Boromir actually died.
cosmoscrazy on
You might want to check out radiofrequency ablation for haemorrhoid removal.
Painless way to get rid of them for good.
emptyvodka115 on
Bro relax your asshole don’t push so hard it’s a natural body function. Also don’t sit on cold ground I heard that can also cause them lol
Jonnyflash80 on
Forever_learning713 on
Man, I had an external hemorrhoid burst, and I was bleeding out for over a week. I told my husband and he had me stick a cotton pad covered in Neosporin in it for a week or two and the blood loss stopped after a while. I was so weak and delirious, but I regained my health and I’ve stopped leaking blood like a sieve and have become healthy again. But for anyone else with this problem, please seek emergency medical attention. Severe blood loss isn’t for everyone
Disastrous-Radish504 on
I have a hemorrhoid that’s been around for years
I am alarmed
The__Goose on
I have had hemorrhoids burst before, they bleed a bit and then as the swelling goes down and heals. I never had a rush of blood constantly going. I would wear pads for 2 days and it’d be done.
If you’re spewing blood use the phone in your hand you used to post this meme and contact emergency services if you’re alone and not able to get yourself help.
SolidusBruh on
I guess I didn’t realize they could do that.
Canadian_Beast14 on
Mine pop every so often. I just try to not sit so long. Scary every time though, seeing an ultra bloody bowl after a poop.
Lonely_Orpheus on
Damn bro, I had no hemorrhoids but fissure. Close enough, I guess. Going to shit felt like going for an execution every god damn time. That blood and pain. Nowadays it’s like long gone, but may come back cuz it happened in the past. Gotta be careful what you eat, liquids especially. Lots of liquid.
V4RG0N on
How old are you guys with hemoroids? I am in my 30s and never had any issues, is it common? how do i even know i have them?
kindasortaish on
Similar story, I once spent 3 days eating a ton of dehydrated mango. For like 3 days after that I did not poop, on the 4th day I was so compacted that I tried passing the stool and it was hurting so much I nearly fainted in the toilet. I was home alone and I ended up ordering stool softeners via uber. I had to crawl from my toilet yo the door to grab it because I was in so much pain.
I thought I was going to die on that toilet. I used the softener and still nothing, I even stuck my finger in there to try to break it up, after like 20 minutes I was able to get it out. Ever since then I’ve been so scared of constipation that I sit on the toilet at least once a day every day just to make sure my body can release what it’s got. The only side effect is that sitting in the toilet and the straining causes hemorrhoids. So I have to do this dance of treating my hemorrhoid while creating new ones to make sure I dont shit myself to death.
Aofkitties on
Average fallout death scene
muffinmooh on
If it doesn‘t stop bleeding by itself within a few hours, icing it actually helps (ask me how I know) bc it constricts the blood vessels.
Lay flat on your back, put a big pillow under your butt so it‘s above the heart, spread your cheeks and ice it for a few minutes.
Murder_your_mom on
I had a moment at BCT for the army where we were doing our morning hygiene and after a shit I I wiped and there was bright red blood all over the TP so I stood up and looked into the toilet and it was full of blood. So out loud in the stall while there’s like 30 other dudes crowding the bathroom I was like “oh fuck” and someone was like “yo dude you good” and my reply was “fuck no I’m shitting blood” and it became a whole thing. Everyone wanted to see, the drill SGT made me to go to the hospital. And then I got made fun of for shitting blood for the rest of our cycle.
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Me thinking one week of ignoring it would fix my life
Bro needs preparation h
Hey Elvis. Been awhile man, how you been?
Relatable
Do you have a GF? There might be pads. One of those should last you until you can get to a hospital distant enough that you’ll never go there again.
>They found you week [sic] later like this
Weeks* later. *Many* weeks later.
What are we supposed to do if that happens?Call ambulance or wait or what
but where is your skin?
I’m not joking:
I once had a hemorrhoid surgery and two weeks later I was pooping when suddenly the toilet was full of blood. I almost fainted but was able to call for help. Got an ambulance to the hospital where they just put me in a bed and did nothing for a few hours. Then they took a blood test. An hour later a nurse ran into my room telling me I will get an emergency surgery right now, because I was bleeding out into my intestines.
My hemoglobin concentration at that point was already so low that I didn’t really realise what was going on. I just remember being rushed into a surgery room full of surgeons and assistants in full gear and I fell unconscious.
Next morning I very slowly gained consciousness. I was so weak, I couldn’t lift my head. I was full of pain killers and felt like floating above my bed.
I’ve had those since 2013 and i finally have an appointment to a doctor to get rid of them. Also had one burst a couple years ago and there was so much blood that i got a bit worried but even that wasn’t enough at the time to seek help god people (me included) are stupid haha
Fun fact: in the LOTR novels, this is how Boromir actually died.
You might want to check out radiofrequency ablation for haemorrhoid removal.
Painless way to get rid of them for good.
Bro relax your asshole don’t push so hard it’s a natural body function. Also don’t sit on cold ground I heard that can also cause them lol
Man, I had an external hemorrhoid burst, and I was bleeding out for over a week. I told my husband and he had me stick a cotton pad covered in Neosporin in it for a week or two and the blood loss stopped after a while. I was so weak and delirious, but I regained my health and I’ve stopped leaking blood like a sieve and have become healthy again. But for anyone else with this problem, please seek emergency medical attention. Severe blood loss isn’t for everyone
I have a hemorrhoid that’s been around for years
I am alarmed
I have had hemorrhoids burst before, they bleed a bit and then as the swelling goes down and heals. I never had a rush of blood constantly going. I would wear pads for 2 days and it’d be done.
If you’re spewing blood use the phone in your hand you used to post this meme and contact emergency services if you’re alone and not able to get yourself help.
I guess I didn’t realize they could do that.
Mine pop every so often. I just try to not sit so long. Scary every time though, seeing an ultra bloody bowl after a poop.
Damn bro, I had no hemorrhoids but fissure. Close enough, I guess. Going to shit felt like going for an execution every god damn time. That blood and pain. Nowadays it’s like long gone, but may come back cuz it happened in the past. Gotta be careful what you eat, liquids especially. Lots of liquid.
How old are you guys with hemoroids? I am in my 30s and never had any issues, is it common? how do i even know i have them?
Similar story, I once spent 3 days eating a ton of dehydrated mango. For like 3 days after that I did not poop, on the 4th day I was so compacted that I tried passing the stool and it was hurting so much I nearly fainted in the toilet. I was home alone and I ended up ordering stool softeners via uber. I had to crawl from my toilet yo the door to grab it because I was in so much pain.
I thought I was going to die on that toilet. I used the softener and still nothing, I even stuck my finger in there to try to break it up, after like 20 minutes I was able to get it out. Ever since then I’ve been so scared of constipation that I sit on the toilet at least once a day every day just to make sure my body can release what it’s got. The only side effect is that sitting in the toilet and the straining causes hemorrhoids. So I have to do this dance of treating my hemorrhoid while creating new ones to make sure I dont shit myself to death.
Average fallout death scene
If it doesn‘t stop bleeding by itself within a few hours, icing it actually helps (ask me how I know) bc it constricts the blood vessels.
Lay flat on your back, put a big pillow under your butt so it‘s above the heart, spread your cheeks and ice it for a few minutes.
I had a moment at BCT for the army where we were doing our morning hygiene and after a shit I I wiped and there was bright red blood all over the TP so I stood up and looked into the toilet and it was full of blood. So out loud in the stall while there’s like 30 other dudes crowding the bathroom I was like “oh fuck” and someone was like “yo dude you good” and my reply was “fuck no I’m shitting blood” and it became a whole thing. Everyone wanted to see, the drill SGT made me to go to the hospital. And then I got made fun of for shitting blood for the rest of our cycle.