Jinglefruit on March 10, 2026 5:59 pm Just work 3 jobs for 20 years and you’ll get your 60 years experience.
tropical_dreams_ on March 10, 2026 6:00 pm Don’t forget to look them in the eyes and give them a firm handshake.
CalliopePenelope on March 10, 2026 6:00 pm Hey! My first graphic design job was painting on a cave wall. I totally qualify!
mesiy4s on March 10, 2026 6:01 pm Ok I am up for it but my boss must have more experience than me 😋
happy-cig on March 10, 2026 6:11 pm Dude that’s amazing. In a field where ageism exists. I’m glad older artists can get jobs.Â
Competitive-Knee-244 on March 10, 2026 6:12 pm Finally an entry-level position for someone who started designing in the womb
numsixof1 on March 10, 2026 6:12 pm Did someone call Ezekiel? He’s going to be so happy.. he just has to get someone to pick him up from the home.
euben_hadd on March 10, 2026 6:13 pm Well, if you’d just wear an onion on your belt (because that was the style back then), you could probably fake it.
NeoChrisOmega on March 10, 2026 6:34 pm All you have to do is add all your years of experience together. All you need is to round up your years of experience with 58 different skills. Done
attillathehoney on March 10, 2026 6:47 pm Damn, I just finished my 57th year. Oh well, next year I suppose. Hopefully the position is still open.
PantherX69 on March 10, 2026 7:22 pm My favorite job listing asked for 10 years experience in programming language that was only created 5 years prior.
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Just work 3 jobs for 20 years and you’ll get your 60 years experience.
Don’t forget to look them in the eyes and give them a firm handshake.
Hey! My first graphic design job was painting on a cave wall. I totally qualify!
Ok I am up for it but my boss must have more experience than me 😋
So just an entry level position then?
I only have 57 years of experience
I am almost retired to get qualified.
Lol ummm, 5-8 perhaps?
Dude that’s amazing. In a field where ageism exists. I’m glad older artists can get jobs.Â
Finally an entry-level position for someone who started designing in the womb
Did someone call Ezekiel? He’s going to be so happy.. he just has to get someone to pick him up from the home.
Well, if you’d just wear an onion on your belt (because that was the style back then), you could probably fake it.
5 to 8 sounds like 58 (fifty-eight)
All you have to do is add all your years of experience together.
All you need is to round up your years of experience with 58 different skills. Done
Dang. Just 10 more years….
Going after that sweet untapped retiree pool! Funny typo.
Damn, I just finished my 57th year. Oh well, next year I suppose. Hopefully the position is still open.
Dang. I got 58 years of experience but no BA ðŸ˜
Awesome! I’m sure starting salary is around $40k
My favorite job listing asked for 10 years experience in programming language that was only created 5 years prior.