This is why some people call friends as “chosen family”, cause ur own don’t act like one
Embarrassed-Fun2989 on
*multiple true story’s
JuicyyGirl3 on
Family gatherings really be a personality roast session. You show up for food and leave with emotional damage.
CryptographerStock81 on
Ahh story of my life
watchandfeelit on
If all family gatherings were like the ones at the end of Fast & Furious, people would get together more often
RingReasonable on
I don’t like that it has become default to have shitty family relationships, while I’m one of the “odd” ones who have a healthy relationship with mine
chillfailure on
it’s called Tough love right? : (
CuteLittleDrama on
Parents: ‘Just be yourself.’ Me: is myself. Parents: ‘No, not like that.’
Llewellian on
Thats why i lost practically all contact with Family after i hit like, 30 or so. I told them that i do not like what they have to say about me and that they should cut that off. With a pretty please. Because i try it nice.
Well, they did not stop. Ok then. I do not need any one of you. I like to surround myself only with nice people.
Hellsovs on
**My grandpa calls me:** “Hi, how are you doing? I had to call you because you never call me.”
**Me:** “I’m really busy with work and everything, but im really good, thanks for asking. I’m just backpacking in the mountains with friends.”
**My grandpa:** “Good, you really need it. Your sister told me you’re still as fat as a barrel of grease.”
Oh, why, oh why wouldn’t I want to call with him…
okunjkl on
I have relatives that are rejected demons from Hell, they treated me like shit and I hear they miss me. Due to their actions they only have access to the missing me plan. No refunds, all sales final.

StrikingSyllabub9418 on
Me: ” Hey Auntie, how are you”
Auntie: ” You were so cute when you were young, why you so fat now?”
Da Fawkk.
wholesomechunk on
I stopped showing up.
Apprehensive-Dog555 on
kermit looks like he’s seen some things
StinkyNutzMcgee on
My family gets together at least once a week on Sunday for a big ass dinner. We constantly rip on each other. You show up looking like a bozo you’re going to get ripped off. But when it comes down to it we all love each other and bend over backwards to help each other. I warned my ex wife when she came to her first Sunday dinner. After a couple weeks she was dishing it out as much as she was getting it.
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This is why some people call friends as “chosen family”, cause ur own don’t act like one
*multiple true story’s
Family gatherings really be a personality roast session. You show up for food and leave with emotional damage.
Ahh story of my life
If all family gatherings were like the ones at the end of Fast & Furious, people would get together more often
I don’t like that it has become default to have shitty family relationships, while I’m one of the “odd” ones who have a healthy relationship with mine
it’s called Tough love right? : (
Parents: ‘Just be yourself.’ Me: is myself. Parents: ‘No, not like that.’
Thats why i lost practically all contact with Family after i hit like, 30 or so. I told them that i do not like what they have to say about me and that they should cut that off. With a pretty please. Because i try it nice.
Well, they did not stop. Ok then. I do not need any one of you. I like to surround myself only with nice people.
**My grandpa calls me:** “Hi, how are you doing? I had to call you because you never call me.”
**Me:** “I’m really busy with work and everything, but im really good, thanks for asking. I’m just backpacking in the mountains with friends.”
**My grandpa:** “Good, you really need it. Your sister told me you’re still as fat as a barrel of grease.”
Oh, why, oh why wouldn’t I want to call with him…
I have relatives that are rejected demons from Hell, they treated me like shit and I hear they miss me. Due to their actions they only have access to the missing me plan. No refunds, all sales final.

Me: ” Hey Auntie, how are you”
Auntie: ” You were so cute when you were young, why you so fat now?”
Da Fawkk.
I stopped showing up.
kermit looks like he’s seen some things
My family gets together at least once a week on Sunday for a big ass dinner. We constantly rip on each other. You show up looking like a bozo you’re going to get ripped off. But when it comes down to it we all love each other and bend over backwards to help each other. I warned my ex wife when she came to her first Sunday dinner. After a couple weeks she was dishing it out as much as she was getting it.