based on a true story

    by Sdrete

    15 Comments

    1. This is why some people call friends as “chosen family”, cause ur own don’t act like one

    2. Family gatherings really be a personality roast session. You show up for food and leave with emotional damage.

    3. watchandfeelit on

      If all family gatherings were like the ones at the end of Fast & Furious, people would get together more often

    4. RingReasonable on

      I don’t like that it has become default to have shitty family relationships, while I’m one of the “odd” ones who have a healthy relationship with mine

    5. CuteLittleDrama on

      Parents: ‘Just be yourself.’ Me: is myself. Parents: ‘No, not like that.’

    6. Thats why i lost practically all contact with Family after i hit like, 30 or so. I told them that i do not like what they have to say about me and that they should cut that off. With a pretty please. Because i try it nice.

      Well, they did not stop. Ok then. I do not need any one of you. I like to surround myself only with nice people.

    7. **My grandpa calls me:** “Hi, how are you doing? I had to call you because you never call me.”
      **Me:** “I’m really busy with work and everything, but im really good, thanks for asking. I’m just backpacking in the mountains with friends.”
      **My grandpa:** “Good, you really need it. Your sister told me you’re still as fat as a barrel of grease.”

      Oh, why, oh why wouldn’t I want to call with him…

    8. I have relatives that are rejected demons from Hell, they treated me like shit and I hear they miss me. Due to their actions they only have access to the missing me plan. No refunds, all sales final.

      ![gif](giphy|kaBU6pgv0OsPHz2yxy)

    9. StrikingSyllabub9418 on

      Me: ” Hey Auntie, how are you”
      Auntie: ” You were so cute when you were young, why you so fat now?”

      Da Fawkk.

    10. StinkyNutzMcgee on

      My family gets together at least once a week on Sunday for a big ass dinner. We constantly rip on each other. You show up looking like a bozo you’re going to get ripped off. But when it comes down to it we all love each other and bend over backwards to help each other. I warned my ex wife when she came to her first Sunday dinner. After a couple weeks she was dishing it out as much as she was getting it.

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