He’d turn the other cheek, and then get that one stomped I guess
Embarrassed-Help-568 on
Jesus has been known to break shit and beat people.
sonic_couth on
There are long-forgotten texts, removed by agents of medieval wokeness, that tell tales of how Jesus disintegrated many with righteous lightning bolts when they said anything he didn’t like.
Anon198791 on
They seem nice. 😬
AlreadyFifty on
The people that talk the loudest, act the weakest.
PM__Me__UR__Dimples on
Jesus would stomp your ass he’s been known to whip a MFer or two.
walrus_gumboot on
Kick Shitticus 6:7, he’d kick your ass
GringoSwann on
Guarantee that driver never served in the military….
rip1980 on
Probably a member of congress waiting to be swept up into a wide ranging investigation into allegations of *
Dizzel8 on
Have child brides or talk about how everything was promised to them 3000 years ago
deathmetalbanjo on
What happens if I eat the flag?
Vinral on
Jesus would stomp the flag.
TheGoodNoBad on
Funniest part is IF judgement day came as they believe… they’d not make it to heaven by the standard given in the bible lol
Effectively made Christianity into a meme
laiyenha on
Oh dear, ninelineapparel got confused between the stars & stripes and the snake again.
r0botdevil on
What none of these hyper-nationalist dickheads has the mental capacity to grasp is that if we aren’t free to *disrespect* the flag as we see fit, then *respecting* it is meaningless.
fredinNH on
Jesus would have a ram 2500 and he’d be rolling coal to own the libs.
Brave_Conflict465 on
I bet he’d kick an ass or two, that’s what Brian Boitano’d do.
Upbeat-Local-836 on
This shit is so cringey.
Robdul on
Jesus was famous for stomping asses
Hexiix on
There is no Jesus and this country is run by pedophiles and fucking idiots
jasonite on
I almost feel sorry for idiots like these
comicguy13 on
Stomp your ass apparently.
nyrf12 on
They seemingly can’t stop thinking about doing things to people’s asses.
ol__spelch on
Who Would Jesus Stomp?
Temporary_Tune5430 on
Screenshot from Idiocracy, right!?
ATXGil2L on
Jesus would break shit and ask questions later
u3z on
I mean, that’s not my flag. I’m not sure what country’s flag that is.
The American flag has 13 red and white stripes and 50 stars on a blue background.
Adulteration of the American flag to spread some patriotic message is the most fucking ironic thing ever.
maoinhibitor on
Mr. Scared of Cities over here
NervousClock2555 on
Ugh reeks of 3rd grade education
AlfieGandon on
That’s my kink, stomp away
sparks2cm on
Jesus would not like 2026
TankieRedard on
Jesus would whip your ass and call you a viper.
MustardSperm on
This dude is jerking it to kids on tiktok right now.
He gets 8-10k in EIC every year.
He is a pedophile and a burden, and his vote is worth 10X yours. The modern conservative.
GrandPriapus on
You can eat my dog. You can eat my truck.
But you eat my flag and you’re outta luck!
She’s a-wavin’ proud around the world, from Dallas to Fort Worth.
Let me say it again…
Don’t mess with Earth!
02meepmeep on
I’m shocked to see this on a Dinky Winky, I mean Dodge Ram truck.
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He’d turn the other cheek, and then get that one stomped I guess
Jesus has been known to break shit and beat people.
There are long-forgotten texts, removed by agents of medieval wokeness, that tell tales of how Jesus disintegrated many with righteous lightning bolts when they said anything he didn’t like.
They seem nice. 😬
The people that talk the loudest, act the weakest.
Jesus would stomp your ass he’s been known to whip a MFer or two.
Kick Shitticus 6:7, he’d kick your ass
Guarantee that driver never served in the military….
Probably a member of congress waiting to be swept up into a wide ranging investigation into allegations of *
Have child brides or talk about how everything was promised to them 3000 years ago
What happens if I eat the flag?
Jesus would stomp the flag.
Funniest part is IF judgement day came as they believe… they’d not make it to heaven by the standard given in the bible lol
Effectively made Christianity into a meme
Oh dear, ninelineapparel got confused between the stars & stripes and the snake again.
What none of these hyper-nationalist dickheads has the mental capacity to grasp is that if we aren’t free to *disrespect* the flag as we see fit, then *respecting* it is meaningless.
Jesus would have a ram 2500 and he’d be rolling coal to own the libs.
I bet he’d kick an ass or two, that’s what Brian Boitano’d do.
This shit is so cringey.
Jesus was famous for stomping asses
There is no Jesus and this country is run by pedophiles and fucking idiots
I almost feel sorry for idiots like these
Stomp your ass apparently.
They seemingly can’t stop thinking about doing things to people’s asses.
Who Would Jesus Stomp?
Screenshot from Idiocracy, right!?
Jesus would break shit and ask questions later
I mean, that’s not my flag. I’m not sure what country’s flag that is.
The American flag has 13 red and white stripes and 50 stars on a blue background.
Adulteration of the American flag to spread some patriotic message is the most fucking ironic thing ever.
Mr. Scared of Cities over here
Ugh reeks of 3rd grade education
That’s my kink, stomp away
Jesus would not like 2026
Jesus would whip your ass and call you a viper.
This dude is jerking it to kids on tiktok right now.
He gets 8-10k in EIC every year.
He is a pedophile and a burden, and his vote is worth 10X yours. The modern conservative.
You can eat my dog. You can eat my truck.
But you eat my flag and you’re outta luck!
She’s a-wavin’ proud around the world, from Dallas to Fort Worth.
Let me say it again…
Don’t mess with Earth!
I’m shocked to see this on a Dinky Winky, I mean Dodge Ram truck.