When I’m actually 20💀

    by xLyricc

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    1. There is no faster way to get disowned than being honest when the waiter mentions the discount.

    2. KiraMillerlove on

      The absolute betrayal when your own child chooses honesty over a heavily discounted family dinner

    3. Mysterious_Cash_3303 on

      I’m 24 years old but at 4’6″ (i don’t have a disorder i was born at 7 months into a family of very small people, my mother’s like 2 inches taller than me) and naturally thin i legitimately pass for 12 and i know this because i went to golden corral right before my birthday and told the tiny baby teenager working the register that was visibly younger than i’ve felt since i was like 16 that i was 12 years old and they believed it.

      the next day for my actual birthday i was taken to Chili’s for the first time and I told the nicest waitress in the world that I was 13 and it was my birthday and she was like “OHHHHHhhh my little girls turning 13,, are you ready for school?” and all i could do was put my head down and go “nuh uh” cause when i was 13 i repeated 7th grade and it was like the second worst year of my life so far as i remember it.

      for anyone wondering im from the wilderness betwixt alabama and florida and we don’t have shit there.

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