There is no faster way to get disowned than being honest when the waiter mentions the discount.
SUNYlaker on
* actually I’m only 8 dad 🙄
KiraMillerlove on
The absolute betrayal when your own child chooses honesty over a heavily discounted family dinner
RadienX on
Nah mate this is what mothers do, I’d know.
Mysterious_Cash_3303 on
I’m 24 years old but at 4’6″ (i don’t have a disorder i was born at 7 months into a family of very small people, my mother’s like 2 inches taller than me) and naturally thin i legitimately pass for 12 and i know this because i went to golden corral right before my birthday and told the tiny baby teenager working the register that was visibly younger than i’ve felt since i was like 16 that i was 12 years old and they believed it.
the next day for my actual birthday i was taken to Chili’s for the first time and I told the nicest waitress in the world that I was 13 and it was my birthday and she was like “OHHHHHhhh my little girls turning 13,, are you ready for school?” and all i could do was put my head down and go “nuh uh” cause when i was 13 i repeated 7th grade and it was like the second worst year of my life so far as i remember it.
for anyone wondering im from the wilderness betwixt alabama and florida and we don’t have shit there.
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There is no faster way to get disowned than being honest when the waiter mentions the discount.
* actually I’m only 8 dad 🙄
The absolute betrayal when your own child chooses honesty over a heavily discounted family dinner
Nah mate this is what mothers do, I’d know.
I’m 24 years old but at 4’6″ (i don’t have a disorder i was born at 7 months into a family of very small people, my mother’s like 2 inches taller than me) and naturally thin i legitimately pass for 12 and i know this because i went to golden corral right before my birthday and told the tiny baby teenager working the register that was visibly younger than i’ve felt since i was like 16 that i was 12 years old and they believed it.
the next day for my actual birthday i was taken to Chili’s for the first time and I told the nicest waitress in the world that I was 13 and it was my birthday and she was like “OHHHHHhhh my little girls turning 13,, are you ready for school?” and all i could do was put my head down and go “nuh uh” cause when i was 13 i repeated 7th grade and it was like the second worst year of my life so far as i remember it.
for anyone wondering im from the wilderness betwixt alabama and florida and we don’t have shit there.