“Do you find it funny when I say… Biggus… Dickus?”
hatecriminal on
dalgeek on
Dicktator
WeHoMuadhib on
*sigh*
I should call him.
Ponjos on
usclovr on
r/mildlypenis
EmweDK on
“hand for measure” is a pretty good measure afterall
Single_Offshore_Dad on
Everything reminds me of her.
OregonHotPocket on
I wish I had a green thumb
BillyBobBanana on
Look at that weenis!
Fastpast93 on
I’ll buy it
FattyGottedHigh on
Not just the pillar but the stones as well.
Alech1m on
It’s OK. This is reddit. You are allowed to say dick here
zdravkov321 on
Weird looking hammer you got there
RedditVirumCurialem on
That’s funny, because I have a thingy shaped like a potato.
ToffeeTango1 on
For food right?
EnchantingGirl2 on
Ah, a classic ‘DickTater’ in its natural habitat.
waveint on
looks like this guy I work with
badlawywr on
Maybe its shaped like your thingy, but not mine.
TwoStoopidToFurryass on
I wonder how many of our ancestors had to resort to using phallic shaped vegetables as sex toys, before sex toys were invented? Our great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother’s, and a few grandfathers would have cast this thing in steel, and kept it hidden like it was Excalibur, and their orifices the stone.
M0nkeyGalaxy on
That’s nature’s way to say eat a D. 🤣🤣
Sea_Wind7381 on
Ironically my penis us shaped like a potato
invalid_user_5302 on
Veg and two veg.
Zyrawrcious on
I have a thingy that’s shaped like a ~~turnip~~ potato! I used to hide in the vegetable closet and frighten the children!
United-Airline549 on
Eat your vegetables!
Brilliant-Curve-2779 on
That is undeniably a thingy tbh. nature really just has a incredibly weird sense of humor sometimes ngl.
tech_creative on
Where is it now?
Volatile_Stovel on
If I became rich I’d buy a great big turnip in the country
HasNoGreeting on
Somebody contact the Ankh-Morpork Times!
aaronstudds on
Me : Nature please give me a sign…
Nature (being dank)* : Go fuck yourself
TheCaffeineMonster on
You found a regular potato shaped like a sweet potato?
starkiller_bass on
Johnson!
ugon on
Could you elaborate
Overall-Statement-91 on
Omg what is this ??
XxSensiixX on
I guess you can do more than just boil em, mash em and stick em in a stew
46 Comments
“a thingy”
lol
*penis
/r/mildlypenis
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Wicked Child!
Shame it’s not a turnip!
“Do you find it funny when I say… Biggus… Dickus?”
Dicktator
*sigh*
I should call him.
r/mildlypenis
“hand for measure” is a pretty good measure afterall
Everything reminds me of her.
I wish I had a green thumb
Look at that weenis!
I’ll buy it
Not just the pillar but the stones as well.
It’s OK. This is reddit. You are allowed to say dick here
Weird looking hammer you got there
That’s funny, because I have a thingy shaped like a potato.
For food right?
Ah, a classic ‘DickTater’ in its natural habitat.
looks like this guy I work with
Maybe its shaped like your thingy, but not mine.
I wonder how many of our ancestors had to resort to using phallic shaped vegetables as sex toys, before sex toys were invented? Our great-great-great-great-great-great grandmother’s, and a few grandfathers would have cast this thing in steel, and kept it hidden like it was Excalibur, and their orifices the stone.
That’s nature’s way to say eat a D. 🤣🤣
Ironically my penis us shaped like a potato
Veg and two veg.
I have a thingy that’s shaped like a ~~turnip~~ potato! I used to hide in the vegetable closet and frighten the children!
Eat your vegetables!
That is undeniably a thingy tbh. nature really just has a incredibly weird sense of humor sometimes ngl.
Where is it now?
If I became rich I’d buy a great big turnip in the country
Somebody contact the Ankh-Morpork Times!
Me : Nature please give me a sign…
Nature (being dank)* : Go fuck yourself
You found a regular potato shaped like a sweet potato?
Johnson!
Could you elaborate
Omg what is this ??
I guess you can do more than just boil em, mash em and stick em in a stew
Bigger than most potatoes.
Leave that vegan dildo alone
