They always nod like they understand and then proceed to give you the most aggressive bowl cut imaginable
Surya_Kant7 on
Every introvert after leaving barbers shop
lunafloriax on
This is literally me every time I try to explain to the master that I want “something stylish, but so that I don’t have to invest in the morning.” The result is always the same: I’m ready to shoot a movie about medieval peasants
TheMiracleOfAgony on
For the longest time my mother cut my hair, rarely did it not end up with the top of my head resembling a walnut.
PlatinumLabDuck on
Because your dumb ass got scammed
Kristafuh_Moltisanti on
Holy Repost
AngelicalBabe02 on
You asked for the ‘Trendsetter,’ but the barber gave you the ’14th-century peasant who just survived the plague.’
cutemuse7672 on
The barber really looked at the bowl in his kitchen and said I can work with this.
pleasuretracex on
When the barber asks if you like it and you just say “yeah” while dying inside
AlternativWave on
Barber: “How is it?” Me: “Great!” puts on a hat and doesn’t take it off for 3 months
walkenfan on
If a poster of Beiber were in my local barbershop that place would lose most of its business.
legalizethesenuts on
I swear there’s a point between 60%-70% where my hair looks immaculate and I want to be like, “WAIT. No…it’s perfect.” But then I’m like, “I’m merely a canvas and it is not my job to speak” and then I come out looking like Walton Goggins
bananenbeere on
My turn to tomorrow!
ArtisticallyRegarded on
Ill take Jean Reno over Bieber thanks
DJ_Spirit_2008 on
I guess the barbers use those photos in the shop to say that “you can expect a good haircut from me except those on the wall”
LeMiaow51 on
Mortecouille !
Cr1ms0nSlayer on
I hate that this is allowed ngl. For food places too. It should be mandatory for them to use their own pictures.
summer_friends on
If this is constantly happening to you, you might just be ugly bro
Legitimate-Can5792 on
Because these cuts are more gel than hair.
TheReverseShock on
You want the first cut, just fly to the Balkans, that’s the default hairstyle there.
DarthAuron87 on
Top picture: Chris and Leon
Bottom picture: Team Galactic
into_fiction on
After the haircut, they will act like they don’t need money and start to do their normal chores.
PlebbitDumDum on
You should try finding a hair salon that charges about double of what you regularly pay. You’ll be surprised. An actual haircut is possible. Just not when you want it to be $20.
xMaku on
Why is this fucking image AI upscaled? Downfuckingvoted.
AnthonyCantu on
My problem is that I’m my own stylist ;[
HeaveninHeaven on
an iconic haircut
sloppy_1sts on
This succeeded in reminding me I need to watch a movie with Jean Reno soon
Navinor on
I don’t care as long i can swing my two hander in front of the barber shop!
aeroslimshady on
You need to apply vigorous hair gel afterwards
CatLoud5198 on
Every time I got to my local barber shop I give them the same description and every time I get something wildly different
Rastapolpoulos on
Both are bad.
Legal_Midnight6252 on
Thanks for that, just what I needed, funny as hell!
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They always nod like they understand and then proceed to give you the most aggressive bowl cut imaginable
Every introvert after leaving barbers shop
This is literally me every time I try to explain to the master that I want “something stylish, but so that I don’t have to invest in the morning.” The result is always the same: I’m ready to shoot a movie about medieval peasants
For the longest time my mother cut my hair, rarely did it not end up with the top of my head resembling a walnut.
Because your dumb ass got scammed
Holy Repost
You asked for the ‘Trendsetter,’ but the barber gave you the ’14th-century peasant who just survived the plague.’
The barber really looked at the bowl in his kitchen and said I can work with this.
When the barber asks if you like it and you just say “yeah” while dying inside
Barber: “How is it?” Me: “Great!” puts on a hat and doesn’t take it off for 3 months
If a poster of Beiber were in my local barbershop that place would lose most of its business.
I swear there’s a point between 60%-70% where my hair looks immaculate and I want to be like, “WAIT. No…it’s perfect.” But then I’m like, “I’m merely a canvas and it is not my job to speak” and then I come out looking like Walton Goggins
My turn to tomorrow!
Ill take Jean Reno over Bieber thanks
I guess the barbers use those photos in the shop to say that “you can expect a good haircut from me except those on the wall”
Mortecouille !
I hate that this is allowed ngl. For food places too. It should be mandatory for them to use their own pictures.
If this is constantly happening to you, you might just be ugly bro
Because these cuts are more gel than hair.
You want the first cut, just fly to the Balkans, that’s the default hairstyle there.
Top picture: Chris and Leon
Bottom picture: Team Galactic
After the haircut, they will act like they don’t need money and start to do their normal chores.
You should try finding a hair salon that charges about double of what you regularly pay. You’ll be surprised. An actual haircut is possible. Just not when you want it to be $20.
Why is this fucking image AI upscaled? Downfuckingvoted.
My problem is that I’m my own stylist ;[
an iconic haircut
This succeeded in reminding me I need to watch a movie with Jean Reno soon
I don’t care as long i can swing my two hander in front of the barber shop!
You need to apply vigorous hair gel afterwards
Every time I got to my local barber shop I give them the same description and every time I get something wildly different
Both are bad.
Thanks for that, just what I needed, funny as hell!