“All cats are grey in the dark.” Ben Franklin, early in Assassin’s Creed 3. Followed very quickly by me throwing up.
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“Can we go to Hooters again?”
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“If Emperor Qin shi huang was still alive today he would be liberal ”
” Noo he would be conservative”
Emperor Qin shi huang if he was alive today: wtf man, rich people still hold power, man i hate nobles
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The founding fathers 100% would’ve been gooning tech/finance bros today
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He’d either cause great innovation for the sex toy industry, start a porn empire. Or be dead within 2 weeks due to jerking it too much to onlyfans
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His age filters are 39-60.
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Sets age preference to “50+”
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He’d be a very very horny professor at Temple and he would absolutely vote blue bc of his belief in the enlightenment. He’d also have way more data about immigrants ability to assimilate porductively
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Benjamin Franklin was also into MILFs
“All cats are grey in the dark.” Ben Franklin, early in Assassin’s Creed 3. Followed very quickly by me throwing up.
“Can we go to Hooters again?”
“If Emperor Qin shi huang was still alive today he would be liberal ”
” Noo he would be conservative”
Emperor Qin shi huang if he was alive today: wtf man, rich people still hold power, man i hate nobles
The founding fathers 100% would’ve been gooning tech/finance bros today
He’d either cause great innovation for the sex toy industry, start a porn empire. Or be dead within 2 weeks due to jerking it too much to onlyfans
His age filters are 39-60.
Sets age preference to “50+”
He’d be a very very horny professor at Temple and he would absolutely vote blue bc of his belief in the enlightenment. He’d also have way more data about immigrants ability to assimilate porductively
He would have been best friends with Epstein