MugenEXE on March 6, 2026 1:35 am Nobody said how hard the punch would have to be. And a billion dollars can cover a hospital bill. 💸
Drackar39 on March 6, 2026 1:35 am … if you wouldn’t punch your family for a million dollars you don’t actually love them.
_Lucille_ on March 6, 2026 1:35 am My whole family will want me to punch them in the face if we get a billion dollars out of it. Next question.
pissedoffjesus on March 6, 2026 1:36 am Probably can’t comprehend how much 1 billion is. It’s truly unfathomable.
smogtownthrowaway on March 6, 2026 1:36 am For a billion dollars, I’d spark my wife out and I’ll wake her up with the good news :’)
chesterforbes on March 6, 2026 1:36 am To be fair, nowhere is it indicated how hard you need to punch the children
Flip_Six_Three_Hole on March 6, 2026 1:38 am I would do it, but I don’t know where I’d come up with a billion dollars
quickwitqueen on March 6, 2026 1:40 am I’d be upset if my fiancé, brother or son DIDN’T punch me. 500 mil each? I’ll take it on the chin any day.
NotTheRightHDMIPort on March 6, 2026 1:41 am I think my wife would be mad if I didnt. “A billion dollars!?” She would says, “Id fucking punch you if you *dont*.”
Complex-Scratch4475 on March 6, 2026 1:41 am …the things I would put in my mouth for a billion dollars.
Obienator on March 6, 2026 1:46 am I’m piledrave my sweet granny through a table for a billion bucks.
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No second thoughts. Hahaha, give that billion dollars.
Punching your mom though…
Please sock me in the face if that’s on the line
I mean a bil is a bil
I’d punch my kid for a billion dollarsÂ
Nobody said how hard the punch would have to be. And a billion dollars can cover a hospital bill. 💸
… if you wouldn’t punch your family for a million dollars you don’t actually love them.
I am 100% sure that both my mom and my wife would be like “do it”
Zimbabwe dollars
My whole family will want me to punch them in the face if we get a billion dollars out of it.
Next question.
Probably can’t comprehend how much 1 billion is. It’s truly unfathomable.
I would punch every kid in my house
For a billion dollars, I’d spark my wife out and I’ll wake her up with the good news :’)
To be fair, nowhere is it indicated how hard you need to punch the children
I would do it, but I don’t know where I’d come up with a billion dollars
I’d punch my mom if she named me Carrot, as well.
Carrot??
I’d be upset if my fiancé, brother or son DIDN’T punch me. 500 mil each? I’ll take it on the chin any day.
I think my wife would be mad if I didnt.
“A billion dollars!?” She would says, “Id fucking punch you if you *dont*.”
…the things I would put in my mouth for a billion dollars.
I’d punch my entire family tree for a billion dollars
I’m piledrave my sweet granny through a table for a billion bucks.
i’d let someone punch me for 10 grand
Not enough people realize how big a billion is jfc