Low-key a nice invention. If there’s no KFC nearby, you can just grab these.
Far_Comparison5067 on
taste the rainbow… but it’s all thanksgiving leftovers
JoeJ92 on
The existence of these surely must be some form of sin.
Cyrisaurus on
I dunno, I love buttered popcorn jelly beans, so if that flavor works maybe these can too
EsotericCodename on
Key_Lime_Die on
Jelly beans should not taste like savory food.
WillingArm2463 on
There’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s puking.
xBlack_Heartx on
Wise-Introduction317 on
Honestly…I dunno. I’m pretty hesitant to say I’d try them.
untot3hdawnofdarknes on
Does it say whether the chicken flavor is real or artificial? One of my life goals is to try a corn flavored jelly bean, but I can’t eat chicken so this product might be right for me.
Ok-Journalist-8875 on
I am sickened, but curious.
Charlie_Sheen__1965 on
No. We’re not doing this
SmokeClad on
Disgusting let me get a bag
BackToJuno on
I couldn’t try them because of celiac disease but I’ve smelled them and it’s… pungent. I cannot recommend them, it’s gross
technicalmadness84 on
Why make a corn flavored jelly bean. Can’t corn just be freeze dried and then it lasts forever?
Darkhallows27 on
I doubt the Colonel ever consumed these beans
Oryihn on
I bet the corn ones are awesome… the other probably so bad you forget the corn ones were good.
bruyere on
Desperately trying to think of someone in my life who would fall for a prank Easter basket from me
scgt86 on
I laughed about the firewood but this is too far.
RikuKat on
Oh, hey! One of my WoW guildies bought these and gave us a review in Discord. He wrote:
>Eating 4 at a time of each flavor with water as a palette cleanser:
>Orange (I assume is gravy?): Mmmm…I don’t know? Definitely doesn’t taste like gravy, the sugar overwhelms the flavor, I think it’s distinctively fruity. Like, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s literally orange with a little less citrus.,
>Pink with red flecks: This one isn’t marked out on the package unless it’s supposed to be the chicken. And…I think it’s the chicken. Again, way too sweet, they’re jelly beans, but it’s hard to pin the flavor down and I could imagine some universe where it’s kind of KFC chicken flavored. Maybe. But it’s a stretch, and I can only imagine that if I stare at the chicken on the bag.,
>Yellow with yellower flecks: Okay, this has to be corn, right? If this were in a normal bag I’d guess it’d be buttered popcorn with this color. Tasting…oh yeah, this is definitely corn. Again super sweet, but this is the most aligned taste so far, it’s much closer to corn than the other two were to chicken or gravy.,
>So, verdict: they’re not awful. They’re still swimming in sugar that overwhelms everything else, and they don’t really taste like what they’re supposed to be (mostly). So I’d give it a 3/5, they’re fine as mystery, vaguely-flavored jelly beans, but I was hoping for some really aligned tastes and they just aren’t. What it has made me hungry for, is actual chicken.
Original-Let8340 on
Just…just go to your fucking room.
turkeyvulturebreast on
Lol, one thing I’ve learned is that people do not pass on jelly beans. Years ago at work I had a bag of Bertie Bots Every Flavor Bean by Jelly Belly. I put them in a nice tin and then walked around the office and offer anyone and everyone a jelly bean and not one person refused. It was hilarious when a person got a disgusting one. Ugg, what flavor is this?!? I would then look at the chart and state that would be booger flavor, enjoy, LMAO!
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Where can I get these?
Ohhh I don’t know about those flavors… 🥴
I bet that taste disgustingÂ
That’s just wrong.
Low-key a nice invention. If there’s no KFC nearby, you can just grab these.
taste the rainbow… but it’s all thanksgiving leftovers
The existence of these surely must be some form of sin.
I dunno, I love buttered popcorn jelly beans, so if that flavor works maybe these can too
Jelly beans should not taste like savory food.
There’s a party in my mouth and everyone’s puking.
Honestly…I dunno. I’m pretty hesitant to say I’d try them.
Does it say whether the chicken flavor is real or artificial? One of my life goals is to try a corn flavored jelly bean, but I can’t eat chicken so this product might be right for me.
I am sickened, but curious.
No. We’re not doing this
Disgusting let me get a bag
I couldn’t try them because of celiac disease but I’ve smelled them and it’s… pungent. I cannot recommend them, it’s gross
Why make a corn flavored jelly bean. Can’t corn just be freeze dried and then it lasts forever?
I doubt the Colonel ever consumed these beans
I bet the corn ones are awesome… the other probably so bad you forget the corn ones were good.
Desperately trying to think of someone in my life who would fall for a prank Easter basket from me
I laughed about the firewood but this is too far.
Oh, hey! One of my WoW guildies bought these and gave us a review in Discord. He wrote:
>Eating 4 at a time of each flavor with water as a palette cleanser:
>Orange (I assume is gravy?): Mmmm…I don’t know? Definitely doesn’t taste like gravy, the sugar overwhelms the flavor, I think it’s distinctively fruity. Like, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s literally orange with a little less citrus.,
>Pink with red flecks: This one isn’t marked out on the package unless it’s supposed to be the chicken. And…I think it’s the chicken. Again, way too sweet, they’re jelly beans, but it’s hard to pin the flavor down and I could imagine some universe where it’s kind of KFC chicken flavored. Maybe. But it’s a stretch, and I can only imagine that if I stare at the chicken on the bag.,
>Yellow with yellower flecks: Okay, this has to be corn, right? If this were in a normal bag I’d guess it’d be buttered popcorn with this color. Tasting…oh yeah, this is definitely corn. Again super sweet, but this is the most aligned taste so far, it’s much closer to corn than the other two were to chicken or gravy.,
>So, verdict: they’re not awful. They’re still swimming in sugar that overwhelms everything else, and they don’t really taste like what they’re supposed to be (mostly). So I’d give it a 3/5, they’re fine as mystery, vaguely-flavored jelly beans, but I was hoping for some really aligned tastes and they just aren’t. What it has made me hungry for, is actual chicken.
Just…just go to your fucking room.
Lol, one thing I’ve learned is that people do not pass on jelly beans. Years ago at work I had a bag of Bertie Bots Every Flavor Bean by Jelly Belly. I put them in a nice tin and then walked around the office and offer anyone and everyone a jelly bean and not one person refused. It was hilarious when a person got a disgusting one. Ugg, what flavor is this?!? I would then look at the chart and state that would be booger flavor, enjoy, LMAO!