You have tiny feet, is there something better for scale? I can’t even visualize a size 5 shoe.
throwaway292929227 on
There’s a size 5 men’s shoe? You’re trolling us.
Smokelessblood on
“Men’s shoe” sure buddy
CypripediumGuttatum on
Everyone looking at your foot but that mini me mushroom is adorbs
Puzzled_Surge on
Do you forage mushrooms for work?
Jebusfreek666 on
I don’t think they even make a size 5 in mens….
Tired-CottonCandy on
Im a woman. Im a size 6 in mens shoes.
Plus_Sherbet460 on
I thought Russell Casse blew that up in independence day
Questinbull on
Troll. Foot is angled up. Looks tiny. Is normal size.
Wilddog73 on
Your feet are tiny….
AdHairy6381 on
Anyone know what mushroom it is??
GlassSpider21 on
The mushroom is really interesting, but the number of people losing their minds over the size of a shoe is way more curious.
Excellent choice of Chucks. I’ve always preferred them to the popular Nike/Adidas style.
Competitive_Pea_1684 on
Started as a post about a mushroom, the shoe size was more interesting 💀
elpayo on
So you work in the Shire?
cyb3rm0nk3y on
I think the men’s size 5 is more interesting than the mushroom. Didn’t know they came that small. Is that a US size?
Tasty-Life4526 on
5?
AdHairy6381 on
Cool thanks 👍
Double-Rain7210 on

MysticalGandy on
Size 5 man’s foot…. Don’t believe you
Optimus759 on
Size 5? People say I have small feet and I’m a men’s size 8
Out of curiosity, how old are you?
Kilduff_Dude on
Thay make a size 5 mens shoe?! Thats interesting af!
franklyfranktank on
I need some to upgrade scrappy
ObnoxiousExcavator on
Can you eat it?
james_b_beam on
That’s size 38 for us EU members. But 38 is women or kids shoe size…… 🤔
JacobRAllen on
Holy moly size 5? I didn’t know men’s sizes got that small. I don’t have particularly large feet for my size, I’m 6’2 and wear a 13.5, it’s right on the end where shoe shopping can be frustrating if my size is sold out.
donutdogs_candycats on
Dude why does your foot look so small. I wear a men’s 5 and there’s no way my feet look that small so like why are yours so tiny? Either that or that mushroom truly is giant
Yoranis_Izsmelli on
Why are your feet so small? How tall are you?
BbwLaceyXoXo on
r/absoluteunits
Jaminp on
My only question is do you have a shit time finding cool shoes too? I have boats and often have to settle for whatever I can.
mossoak on
your shoe is resting on a conk ….not a mushroom
Majik_Sheff on
Poor OP. Just wanted to share something mildly interesting and everyone is just locked in on their shoe size.
Or maybe OP knew what they had but had to find a way to not just say “Look at my tiny feet!”
Either way, that’s a damn cool mushroom and you seem like a fun guy.
dbell on
>size 5 men’s shoe

GibsonBluesGuy on
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Men’s size 5 shoe before. It’s a lot different than I could ever imagine.
SocomTedd on
I didn’t think mens shoes came in numbers that low
egoVirus on
“Men’s size” s/
That70sShop on
Your work has a fungal infection, but you seem like a fun guy. . . .
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You have tiny feet, is there something better for scale? I can’t even visualize a size 5 shoe.
There’s a size 5 men’s shoe? You’re trolling us.
“Men’s shoe” sure buddy
Everyone looking at your foot but that mini me mushroom is adorbs
Do you forage mushrooms for work?
I don’t think they even make a size 5 in mens….
Im a woman. Im a size 6 in mens shoes.
I thought Russell Casse blew that up in independence day
Troll. Foot is angled up. Looks tiny. Is normal size.
Your feet are tiny….
Anyone know what mushroom it is??
The mushroom is really interesting, but the number of people losing their minds over the size of a shoe is way more curious.
Excellent choice of Chucks. I’ve always preferred them to the popular Nike/Adidas style.
Started as a post about a mushroom, the shoe size was more interesting 💀
So you work in the Shire?
I think the men’s size 5 is more interesting than the mushroom. Didn’t know they came that small. Is that a US size?
5?
Cool thanks 👍

Size 5 man’s foot…. Don’t believe you
Size 5? People say I have small feet and I’m a men’s size 8
Out of curiosity, how old are you?
Thay make a size 5 mens shoe?! Thats interesting af!
I need some to upgrade scrappy
Can you eat it?
That’s size 38 for us EU members. But 38 is women or kids shoe size…… 🤔
Holy moly size 5? I didn’t know men’s sizes got that small. I don’t have particularly large feet for my size, I’m 6’2 and wear a 13.5, it’s right on the end where shoe shopping can be frustrating if my size is sold out.
Dude why does your foot look so small. I wear a men’s 5 and there’s no way my feet look that small so like why are yours so tiny? Either that or that mushroom truly is giant
Why are your feet so small? How tall are you?
r/absoluteunits
My only question is do you have a shit time finding cool shoes too? I have boats and often have to settle for whatever I can.
your shoe is resting on a conk ….not a mushroom
Poor OP. Just wanted to share something mildly interesting and everyone is just locked in on their shoe size.
Or maybe OP knew what they had but had to find a way to not just say “Look at my tiny feet!”
Either way, that’s a damn cool mushroom and you seem like a fun guy.
>size 5 men’s shoe

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Men’s size 5 shoe before. It’s a lot different than I could ever imagine.
I didn’t think mens shoes came in numbers that low
“Men’s size” s/
Your work has a fungal infection, but you seem like a fun guy. . . .
No shot of the gills? 😞