Reddit user avoids proper use of English language in mad rush to earn magic internet points.
Top_Law_6803 on
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🤏 This close from his head to be chopped off
Mammoth_Possibility2 on
that was as close as it could be without dividing him
killingfloor42 on
I’m going to take the stairs thank you
PauseAffectionate720 on
Fuck.
Strict_Technician606 on
New fear unlocked and a new habit of pausing a couple of moments before I step out of the elevator has now been formed.
Cacti-make-bad-dildo on
Ok that’s it reddit. I’m done. No more sleep for me.
MyBluette on
Quindi non ce l’ha fatta?
DavePeesThePool on
Narrowly avoids death.
Saying nearly suggests he didn’t quite avoid death.
Right_Virus on
The scary thing about this is even though he didn’t get crushed he could’ve easily fallen down the shaft after the elevator moved.
DanSheppy on
Btw the title implies he died, correct wording is important
BoxcarBetts on
I bet after he hits the floor and the elevator goes up he rolled down into the elevator shaft. Where at the bottom there are snakes and spikes for good measure.
punctcom on
He is lucky he was wearing his brown pants that day.
Run_Che on
resident evil anyone?
skinwill on
That is my nightmare. Thanks internet.
bob-leblaw on
Fucking up titles on purpose attracts engagement on social media. But on Reddit, it does you little good.
Yeah he fully avoided death. Successfully.
Elevator nearly killed him.
futurelaker88 on
you mean “narrowly” avoids death. “Nearly” avoiding death would mean – he died.
GHOSTAAAAAA on
Uncle was already stressed about something😭 and then this happens💀
Ken-Popcorn on
That was horrifying!
big-tunaaa on
This has to be AI right? Or they really uploaded the footage from yesterday at 7
PeterTheSmoker on
There’s no “nearly” here. My guy must’ve lost whatever hair left in that incident and soiled his pants
tollis1 on
So he avoids death, but narrowly.
If he nearly avoids death, he would be dead, but nearly survived.
bapuc on
This escalated quickly
Puppet_Master_2501 on
That is fucking terrifying.
dingoonmygringo on
Almost got final destination-ed.
xSantenoturtlex on
Good god that was close.
I would not have slept well that night.
lb0sa on
nearly or barely?
belljs87 on
If he nearly avoided it, that means he didn’t avoid it.
You meant “narrowly.”
ebonit15 on
So he died?
Lumpy_Stretch5887 on
Narrowly avoids. Nearly avoids means he died.
AuDHDcat on
For all we know he fell backwards into the hole after the elevator moved out of the way. Could have still died, we just don’t know about it.
SnooCookies167 on
And that is the opening scene of a new finale destination movie.
wintermoon138 on
I’ve never had my butt pucker at work like it did watching this god damn. I used to be a fire alarm tech and I used an extension pole to reach into the shafts to test the detectors while others would stick halfway into the door way and just test it. I’ve seen way too many horror films with this shit happening. I cannot stand seeing people stick limbs and that through an open elevator door.
Wilmore99 on
Every once in a while a video comes along that makes me tighten my ass and winch. This is one of those. 😬
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FUCK NO
HOLY FUCK
nope nope nope
“Nearly avoids” ?
*Avoids near-death
~~nearly~~
*narrowly
Reddit user avoids proper use of English language in mad rush to earn magic internet points.
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🤏 This close from his head to be chopped off
that was as close as it could be without dividing him
I’m going to take the stairs thank you
Fuck.
New fear unlocked and a new habit of pausing a couple of moments before I step out of the elevator has now been formed.
Ok that’s it reddit. I’m done. No more sleep for me.
Quindi non ce l’ha fatta?
Narrowly avoids death.
Saying nearly suggests he didn’t quite avoid death.
The scary thing about this is even though he didn’t get crushed he could’ve easily fallen down the shaft after the elevator moved.
Btw the title implies he died, correct wording is important
I bet after he hits the floor and the elevator goes up he rolled down into the elevator shaft. Where at the bottom there are snakes and spikes for good measure.
He is lucky he was wearing his brown pants that day.
resident evil anyone?
That is my nightmare. Thanks internet.
Fucking up titles on purpose attracts engagement on social media. But on Reddit, it does you little good.
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Yeah he fully avoided death. Successfully.
Elevator nearly killed him.
you mean “narrowly” avoids death. “Nearly” avoiding death would mean – he died.
Uncle was already stressed about something😭 and then this happens💀
That was horrifying!
This has to be AI right? Or they really uploaded the footage from yesterday at 7
There’s no “nearly” here. My guy must’ve lost whatever hair left in that incident and soiled his pants
So he avoids death, but narrowly.
If he nearly avoids death, he would be dead, but nearly survived.
This escalated quickly
That is fucking terrifying.
Almost got final destination-ed.
Good god that was close.
I would not have slept well that night.
nearly or barely?
If he nearly avoided it, that means he didn’t avoid it.
You meant “narrowly.”
So he died?
Narrowly avoids. Nearly avoids means he died.
For all we know he fell backwards into the hole after the elevator moved out of the way. Could have still died, we just don’t know about it.
And that is the opening scene of a new finale destination movie.
I’ve never had my butt pucker at work like it did watching this god damn. I used to be a fire alarm tech and I used an extension pole to reach into the shafts to test the detectors while others would stick halfway into the door way and just test it. I’ve seen way too many horror films with this shit happening. I cannot stand seeing people stick limbs and that through an open elevator door.
Every once in a while a video comes along that makes me tighten my ass and winch. This is one of those. 😬