Yeah but can a tattoo clean the baseboards and air vents?
thisisredlitre on
You can’t leave your tattoos at the fire station tho /s
LordsOfJoop on
When I show off my tattoos, people want to see them.
Same goes for my cats.
Jumpy_Flamingo7584 on
At least a tattoo won’t ask for your HBO password or a down payment in 25 years. Low maintenance is a valid lifestyle choice
ma95vs on
Next time someone mentions having a kid for me, I will tell them to fuck off or maybe ask them if they are going to raise it. What an insane thing to ask someone about.
Erchamion_1 on
Yeah, but you can’t guilt trip your tattoo into doing stuff for you.
ZeddyWillDoIt on
brb gonna go show this to my mom 🥲
Evorgleb on
I guess you could say a tattoo is permanent but in reality, just like with children, after about 26 years or so you hardly see them
lovbelow on
No one would care if you removed a tat 👀
PowderPills on
Can we abort tattoos?
Capable_Salt_SD on
Reminds me of that episode of the X-Files where that tattoo comes to life
Still preferable to having a kid though
NoStatistician2401 on
How you gonna send a tattoo up a chimney to clean it though? doesn’t make much sense
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Yeah but can a tattoo clean the baseboards and air vents?
You can’t leave your tattoos at the fire station tho /s
When I show off my tattoos, people want to see them.
Same goes for my cats.
At least a tattoo won’t ask for your HBO password or a down payment in 25 years. Low maintenance is a valid lifestyle choice
Next time someone mentions having a kid for me, I will tell them to fuck off or maybe ask them if they are going to raise it. What an insane thing to ask someone about.
Yeah, but you can’t guilt trip your tattoo into doing stuff for you.
brb gonna go show this to my mom 🥲
I guess you could say a tattoo is permanent but in reality, just like with children, after about 26 years or so you hardly see them
No one would care if you removed a tat 👀
Can we abort tattoos?
Reminds me of that episode of the X-Files where that tattoo comes to life
Still preferable to having a kid though
How you gonna send a tattoo up a chimney to clean it though? doesn’t make much sense