And people say my toilet tank bottle of vodka is problematic.
automatic_taco on
What are the odds you will smoke that within a month?
ck_acme on
smart idea👍
TheBurbs666 on
Honestly as a former smoker this is kind of brilliant. There was so many times I’d buy a pack just to smoke a few and throw the rest out.
It became very clear to me as long as I had a pack while quitting smoking it gave me more willpower to resist just knowing they were available.
If you have to go through the motion of cutting this package open hopefully you last another day with willpower and resist caving to cut that package open.
Smoking is a mindfuck.
I still dream about it occasionally a year later
Pepsiman34 on
Dale Gribble approved
20190419 on
You should vaccuum seal oxygen, just in case you smoke too much!
tdoggfreshmofo on
Keep the cancer sealed and fresh.
HLOFRND on
Now freeze the whole thing in a block of ice to make it that much harder to get to if your resolve starts to fail.
You got this, man! Future you thanks you for quitting!!!
Supergamera on
Have you used 1/3 already?
CaBBaGe_isLaND on
This is how I quit from a pack a day. Put one on top of my tv in my bedroom, knew if I wanted a cigarette it was right there, also understood the shame and failure I would feel if I smoked it. After a while I threw it in the trash.
Joelnaimee on
Whenever you feel an urge for a cigarette, put a slim Jim in your mouth and make-believe it’s a cigarette, don’t you chew it suck on it (no diddy)Enjoy the beef flavor
LighterSideExKeys on
500 cigarettes… 🗣️
loncelot84 on
Okay but why does this feel both dramatic and practical at the same time. Like break in case of emergency energy.
Sartres_Roommate on
3/3 is sealed in cement?
LoseHateSmashEraseMe on
You need to put a lighter or a strike anywhere match with it, come on.
JamesTweet on
Smoke in case of emergency
patiofurnature on
Now put it inside the freezer. They stay fresher in there.
RoughBrat on
I need 1 bag like this in my toilet room
asdf072 on
On one of my attempts to quit, I hid a pack of cigarettes in a 24 Hour Steak-n-Shake bathroom. If I wanted to smoke, I had to drive 2 miles to grab one. That attempt didn’t stick, but it was amusing.
superimu on
I did something like that when I quit smoking. I left one cigarette on the TV as reminder that this was my choice.
RedSonGamble on
After getting sober I said I’d only start drinking if the end of the world started happening. Granted me and my therapist argue how I’d know that as I made it sober through covid. I’m like well once money means little to people then I think I’ll know
I also should add smoking again. Cigarette booze and a joint. Will I be puking sure but that first hour will be grand
SimRacingSensations on
This is peak I’m quitting… maybe energy. My emergency cigarettes are in a safe with a 3-digit combination that I forgot. If theres ever a zombie apocalypse and I need nicotine, Im SOL.
BrieBelle00 on
Wait, I thought Walt used that to kill Lydia after Huel boosted it from Jesse?
demonman101 on
the end is finally here, the bombs have dropped and I see my death racing towards me in a fiery blaze… One last smoke
Ah damnit I don’t have scissors.
You die, the end.
Switchlord518 on
I had one in a glass tube. Had a strike anywhere match in it too. Break glass for a smoke. My last one after quitting 35 plus years ago. Never broke it open.
Outrageous-Dirt-9793 on
That some Dale Gribble level shit lmao
Veefy on
“Nice hiss”
stanley_leverlock on
I do that too, but for extra safety I keep the sealed versions at 7-11. Retrieving the cigarette requires two factor authentication in the form of me pointing at a pack and handing them $20.
ReactionJifs on
How long would it stay “fresh” I wonder?
Could you smoke it in a decade?
(I don’t know anything about cigarettes)
McIntyre2K7 on
This is something Dale Gribble would do.
Gemini23_05 on
I had an emergency pack for two years. Finally tried one and remembered why I quit. It’s gross and I didn’t like the way it made me feel. Even the next day I could feel it in my throat (nohomo). However, I can say that I threw that emergency pack out and am confident I will never touch another one again.
BuckminsterFullest on
This is the first bit of cigarette posting I’ve seen on Reddit in a long time. Maybe ever? Which is wild. Thirty years ago half my friends smoked. They talked about smoking. They did funny or cool or dumb things with their cigs, lighters, packs, butts, whatever. This is something they’d do. Seeing this familiar thing and realizing I don’t see it anymore makes it hit home just how much times have changed.
ACcbe1986 on
I need to do this next time I buy a pack.
I buy a pack once every year or 2.
Jebusfreek666 on
I have one in a glass test tube with a stopper in my car. One of my biggest fears is going off the road into the lake. So I figure before I drown if that happens, I am gonna have another cig.
dumptruckulent on
Dale?
Admirable_Purple4323 on
Just quit, playing games like this is torture. Try the gum it helped me do it. I haven’t used nicotine since like August last year
E6DA on
In case of fire…
Grab the scissors?
Captinprice8585 on
Do a shitload of them and you’ll have a top tier bartering chip for the apocalypse.
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And people say my toilet tank bottle of vodka is problematic.
What are the odds you will smoke that within a month?
smart idea👍
Honestly as a former smoker this is kind of brilliant. There was so many times I’d buy a pack just to smoke a few and throw the rest out.
It became very clear to me as long as I had a pack while quitting smoking it gave me more willpower to resist just knowing they were available.
If you have to go through the motion of cutting this package open hopefully you last another day with willpower and resist caving to cut that package open.
Smoking is a mindfuck.
I still dream about it occasionally a year later
Dale Gribble approved
You should vaccuum seal oxygen, just in case you smoke too much!
Keep the cancer sealed and fresh.
Now freeze the whole thing in a block of ice to make it that much harder to get to if your resolve starts to fail.
You got this, man! Future you thanks you for quitting!!!
Have you used 1/3 already?
This is how I quit from a pack a day. Put one on top of my tv in my bedroom, knew if I wanted a cigarette it was right there, also understood the shame and failure I would feel if I smoked it. After a while I threw it in the trash.
Whenever you feel an urge for a cigarette, put a slim Jim in your mouth and make-believe it’s a cigarette, don’t you chew it suck on it (no diddy)Enjoy the beef flavor
500 cigarettes… 🗣️
Okay but why does this feel both dramatic and practical at the same time. Like break in case of emergency energy.
3/3 is sealed in cement?
You need to put a lighter or a strike anywhere match with it, come on.
Smoke in case of emergency
Now put it inside the freezer. They stay fresher in there.
I need 1 bag like this in my toilet room
On one of my attempts to quit, I hid a pack of cigarettes in a 24 Hour Steak-n-Shake bathroom. If I wanted to smoke, I had to drive 2 miles to grab one. That attempt didn’t stick, but it was amusing.
I did something like that when I quit smoking. I left one cigarette on the TV as reminder that this was my choice.
After getting sober I said I’d only start drinking if the end of the world started happening. Granted me and my therapist argue how I’d know that as I made it sober through covid. I’m like well once money means little to people then I think I’ll know
I also should add smoking again. Cigarette booze and a joint. Will I be puking sure but that first hour will be grand
This is peak I’m quitting… maybe energy. My emergency cigarettes are in a safe with a 3-digit combination that I forgot. If theres ever a zombie apocalypse and I need nicotine, Im SOL.
Wait, I thought Walt used that to kill Lydia after Huel boosted it from Jesse?
the end is finally here, the bombs have dropped and I see my death racing towards me in a fiery blaze… One last smoke
Ah damnit I don’t have scissors.
You die, the end.
I had one in a glass tube. Had a strike anywhere match in it too. Break glass for a smoke. My last one after quitting 35 plus years ago. Never broke it open.
That some Dale Gribble level shit lmao
“Nice hiss”
I do that too, but for extra safety I keep the sealed versions at 7-11. Retrieving the cigarette requires two factor authentication in the form of me pointing at a pack and handing them $20.
How long would it stay “fresh” I wonder?
Could you smoke it in a decade?
(I don’t know anything about cigarettes)
This is something Dale Gribble would do.
I had an emergency pack for two years. Finally tried one and remembered why I quit. It’s gross and I didn’t like the way it made me feel. Even the next day I could feel it in my throat (nohomo). However, I can say that I threw that emergency pack out and am confident I will never touch another one again.
This is the first bit of cigarette posting I’ve seen on Reddit in a long time. Maybe ever? Which is wild. Thirty years ago half my friends smoked. They talked about smoking. They did funny or cool or dumb things with their cigs, lighters, packs, butts, whatever. This is something they’d do. Seeing this familiar thing and realizing I don’t see it anymore makes it hit home just how much times have changed.
I need to do this next time I buy a pack.
I buy a pack once every year or 2.
I have one in a glass test tube with a stopper in my car. One of my biggest fears is going off the road into the lake. So I figure before I drown if that happens, I am gonna have another cig.
Dale?
Just quit, playing games like this is torture. Try the gum it helped me do it. I haven’t used nicotine since like August last year
In case of fire…
Grab the scissors?
Do a shitload of them and you’ll have a top tier bartering chip for the apocalypse.
I need one of those.
Or like…. 73…