Here is the reality for everyone saying to enlist Barron

    by seeebiscuit

    49 Comments

    1. ChopperChange on

      He’s supposedly exempt he’s too tall. 🙄

      >Barron towers at an impressive 6’9”, which could potentially make him too tall for the Army, especially for roles that involve confined spaces such as armoured vehicles, tanks, or aircraft. Typically, maximum height restrictions (for instance, 80 inches/6’8″ in the US Army) are implemented to ensure safety and compatibility with equipment.

    2. CookieMonsterOnsie on

      He has a terminal case of “Daddy’s money.” How can we expect anyone to serve with such an illness?

      Probably for the best. Wouldn’t want the little shit becoming a liability for anyone stuck with him in the field that’s actually worth a damn.

    3. PresentMinimum3274 on

      I am not sure I believe this. However, that still leaves Eric, Don Jr and Jared. Then there’s Marc Rubio’s kids. What about the maga amoeba congress kids or grand kids?

      They can’t all be exempt.

    4. legolas90125 on

      I’m sure his dad could pull a few strings and get him in. It’s not like it’s Harvard or anything…

    5. There’s a lot of very tall Russian basketball players. How bout a paternity test on this starting center

    6. captain_jaxe on

      Ain’t there a clip of Prince William (or Harry can’t remember) dropping from an interview and races into some sort of action or drill?

      A literal prince paying dues in the military

    7. Missing from this – why are they saying exempt already when there hasn’t been a draft in 50 years? Are they planning something?

    8. silentbob1301 on

      hes too tall… Wait, i thought the cutoff was 6’8….if barron is only 6’7, how the fuck can he get the barred????

    9. RepulsivePurchase6 on

      Boo. Harry and William served for their country and they’re Royals. Smh. I he really autistic and they dont take autistic people?

    10. Sounds like bullshit to me.

      The US hasn’t drafted anyone since the 1970s.

      If you have certain pre-existing conditions they won’t take as an enlistee, at least in part because the VA doesn’t want to get stuck providing care for life after you get out.

    11. Theoleblueeyes on

      And grandfather. He had to leave Germany bc he was a draft dodger. Runs in the family

    12. I think the word is *Affluenza.*

      For real though, Barron is his father’s son—stupid and spoiled. Besides, can you imagine the cost of sending a couple dozen Secret Service agents with him everywhere he goes carrying around his little mini golden toilet and battle wardrobe and hair stylist and etc.

    13. Forever_learning713 on

      Nothing more patriotic than an undisclosed medical issue, preventing service to their country. At least it’s not bone spurs…now that’s an excuse for a weak coward. But let’s be real, they’re all weak cowards, and they don’t deserve fame for simply being bad at business and selling out our country

    14. College-Lumpy on

      There’s no draft. He doesn’t need a deferment. This just doesn’t make sense.

    15. Spare-Smile-758 on

      Eric can join the Air Force or space force. Send Eric. Barron can push a broom or pick up trash somewhere

    16. Louderthanwilks1 on

      The Trumps most major family history is avoiding military service all the way back the donalds grandpa

    17. “I am physical unable to serve in my countries military”

      Also

      “I am a peak physical specimen, a god among men”

    18. OnTheGround_BS on

      Oh we all knew…. That’s WHY we were saying to send him. It just highlights the hypocrisy.

    19. stpetergates on

      This probably means, with 99% certainty that they’re opening the draft up again, doesn’t it?

    20. “Politicians hide themselves away, they only started the war.”

      “Why should they go out to fight? They leave that role to the poor.”

    21. So Barron’s a pussy, can we say grab em by the Barron now as a legit way to ostracize

    22. Come on, dodging the draft is a Trump family tradition. In four generations over here, none has served in the military . Have some respect.

    23. I hate trump but would any son of the president be allowed to go to war when they’re actively the president if he gets captured wouldn’t that be like real bad?

    24. Programmer_Melodic on

      Medical condition keeping him from the draft –
      Micropenis

      Turns out it’s hereditary

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