Pull my Finger, goddamnit!

    by Alert_Site5857

    49 Comments

    1. BrendaWannabe on

      *”Why can’t you figure out my contradictory orders!? If I wanted a fuck-up I’d hire Eric! He has an IQ of 80, but at least knows my mind!”*

    2. MarcheMuldDerevi on

      I need a real war damnit, I want you to make it so they forget about the elections and the files

    3. xXTERMIN8RXXx on

      Secret Service yells, “Get down, Mr. President!”

      But it’s too late as the sharts explode out of the diaper and the whole room is covered head to toe in shit

    4. Pete H. is a moron, so I’m sure he deserves a scolding, but how come all that tRumpian rage didn’t lead to a stroke????

    5. Seriously thou…. What specifically do you think he’s actually yelling at?? Pete is such a boot kicker… what doesn’t he like??

    6. God dammit, when you pick up my order, you fucking make sure they put the fucking extra pickles on my fucking Filet o Fish!!!

    7. existential_antelope on

      As if this was an argument regarding actual governing or the country.

      “Stop being candid with the media, it makes me look bad!”

    8. yeah, some folks forget it was a multilateral deal. iran had their own agenda long before the US pulled out tbh

    9. muchgreaterthanG_O_D on

      “ITS NOT THAT EASY! I CANT GET HARD TO ANYONE OVER 16! YES, EVEN WITH MEDS.”

    10. chocolatechipninja on

      There are many stories about how he verbally abuses people. Unsurprised.

    11. americansherlock201 on

      “You promised me this would distract them from the Epstein files! Why are they still asking about it!”

    12. Sir, it already smells like you’ve crapped yourself in here. Please don’t make me do this.

    13. CybercurlsMKII on

      That shade of orange sits perfectly between cheesy and Flamin’ Hot Doritos

    14. kristy7affy3919 on

      honestly this sub always delivers the best stuff. love how relatable everyone’s posts are here lol

    15. PNW_Undertaker on

      Hegseth is saying, “oh god not again…. His shit really smells…. And why does he always make me pull his damn finger is he like 5 years old?”

    16. “It’s Heggys fault I shit myself! Who pulls a finger that hard!?” – DJT, probably

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