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    Pocket square resembling service ribbons


    Pocket square resembling service ribbons

    by Efficient_Deer_8605

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    3. Terranshadow on

      Now i don’t like defending this administration, but I’m thinking that’s an American flag that is just a little too low. Easily accidental.

      I’ll save my outrage for their actual decisions, and there is plenty to be mad at there.

      Edit: ok, there is way to much to be mad at there.

    4. dravenonred on

      To quote South Park,

      “PEETE HEGSEEETHS A FUCKIN DOUCHE!”

      …but y’all, that’s pretty clearly an American flag pocket square. Still jingoistic bullshit, but not stolen valor.

    11. Xan1066 on

      Pete is a douchebag but this is a huge nothing burger. He literally served in Iraq and Afghanistan and has more than enough medals to not need to try and use a pocket square in the way being implied here.

      -a liberal and a veteran

    13. TheOneWes on

      Considering all the s*** you can talk about the current administration you really don’t need to stretch to try to make this a thing

    15. PerfectLie2980 on

      It actually reminded me of a paper napkin I bought for 4th of July one year.

    20. jhwheuer on

      Gagging for relevance without the work, pain, or commitment.

      The definition of a perpetual loser, all if them

    21. MmmmmmmBier on

      Hegseth is what we called a SMO, a stupid missions officer. SMO’s are ineffective leaders that we don’t want in front of the troops. They were assigned the stupid missions because if they failed it had no real effect on the rest of the unit.

      Now he’s the SECDEF.

    23. Frosty-Ad-2971 on

      Whist band resembling handcuff…. Hmmm…

      And wow did South Park ever get Kegsbreath bang on!

    25. PaulBinyon on

      Please don’t get me wrong, Pete Hegseth is wildly unqualified and a colossal douche, however, that’s pretty clearly an American flag pocket square. More importantly, Pete Hegseth is a veteran, entitled to wear certain decorations, implying that he’s “faking” it with a stupid pocket square rings kinda hollow.

      Pete Hegseth is a target rich environment for ridicule, let’s stay focused.

    26. heytherepartner5050 on

      The guy next to him looks grim as fuck, a real “this guy next to me is a fuckin psycho & ain’t never getting outta prison’ vibe

    28. SteelBox5 on

      Pete’s first name is really Richard but obviously everyone knows he’s a dick.

    29. hopseankins on

      That’s just how he counts the number of drinks he’s had so far that day. Alcoholics notoriously have a bad memory so he needed something to remember.

    30. Extreme_Teacher_4892 on

      He’s a massive tool but that just looks like an American flag design.

    31. OrionDax on

      I couldn’t be less of a fan of this clown or any other in the current administration, but this is really reaching. There’s no way that’s what he’s trying to do. It’s just an American flag pocket square to let everyone know how much more patriotic he is than you are.

    38. eaglenate on

      That’s literally one of the most common folds for a pocket square. If you were going to say something about it, it’s that it’s a very basic fold.

    39. digidave1 on

      He’s the type of guy who would sit at the bar and make up stores about being in the service overseas, then get in a fight when someone calls him out on his bullshit.

      Except it’s not funny because he is in charge of our ENORMOUS military.

      Because..

      Pedophiles. Should. Be. In. Prison.

    41. Lucky-Hunter-Dude on

      I’m no military expert, but what “service ribbon” is similar to a US flag pocket square?

    43. Diirge on

      Well what shape are pockets? Where’s the long part of a pocket my guy? Are they landscape or portrait?

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