The utter disbelief that an American politician can be anything but a pedo.
DerRaumdenker on
the pounding father
the_great_pastulio on
My man Ben knows what is up
Jche98 on
When you chat to him in AC3 about this
AsstacularSpiderman on
They hated Jesus for he spoke the truth
Motor-Drama-1421 on
This is why he’s known as Honest Abe
Foreign-Resident-871 on
adult women fetish
CNJUNIPERLEE on
He was a wise man.
Doodurpoon on
As someone who just turned 40, women my age are much nicer.
DistributistChakat on
Take this with a couple grains of salt, Ben Franklin was a perv by the standards of the time.
Successful_Gas_5122 on
>”The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.”
Benny you dirty dog
GameMaster818 on
You know what? Based
Veles95 on
He ain’t wrong
RandomNightLord8 on
He cooked here
glycophosphate on
I’m a 62-year-old widow and I approve of this message.
SightlessProtector on
It makes me happy to think that little pieces of extremely expensive paper with his face on them are routinely rolled up and used to snort coke off of strippers titties, because we all know that’s what Ben would have wanted.
greatthebob38 on
Didn’t know Ben Franklin was milf hunter like Kakyoin.
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What is bro having a hard time understanding?
Ben Franklin would have been a mega gooner if he was alive today
He’s not wrong
ben franklin ❎
Ben freakylin ✅
Wish he’d beat this into Thomas Jefferson, who famously had a sexual relationship with his 14 year old slave.
He also said women aged from the top down, and should get maximum usage. Yah Ben, Ben would of had a only fans.
I too like my women with a patina
Missed the part where he said that as women age, the plumpness drains down from the top, meaning as they age, the ass is still fat.
The most based founding father
[Gentlemen, behold Advice to a Friend on Choosing a Mistress](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress)
The utter disbelief that an American politician can be anything but a pedo.
the pounding father
My man Ben knows what is up
When you chat to him in AC3 about this
They hated Jesus for he spoke the truth
This is why he’s known as Honest Abe
adult women fetish
He was a wise man.
As someone who just turned 40, women my age are much nicer.
Take this with a couple grains of salt, Ben Franklin was a perv by the standards of the time.
>”The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.”
Benny you dirty dog
You know what? Based
He ain’t wrong
He cooked here
I’m a 62-year-old widow and I approve of this message.
It makes me happy to think that little pieces of extremely expensive paper with his face on them are routinely rolled up and used to snort coke off of strippers titties, because we all know that’s what Ben would have wanted.
Didn’t know Ben Franklin was milf hunter like Kakyoin.
[wild ass letter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress)
He suggested also to make love from the rear cause that part doesn’t age as badly
You listening Dicaprio?
There is saying in German. “Auf alten Schiffen lernt man Segeln.” “On old ships you learn to sail.”
It is about the benefits of relationships with older women.
Why are you booing him? He’s right.