Nothing relieves anxiety like the idea of some all-knowing being that’s watching everything you do and every thought you have that’s going to condemn you to hell forever if you don’t do and think the things that make it happy.
anavriN-oN on
Calm down dude… *Jesus*
JoopahTroopah on
Jesus Christ…
MakalakaPeaka on
lol
joestaff on
Life got you down?
That sucks.
soukaixiii on
But I’m anxious, not sneezing in Spanish!
Anothermindlessanon on
Jesus? Nah…this guy got deported on day one
CanIgetaWTF on
Jesus Saves…you money!
tgwilli on
It’s weird that the guy who’s supposed to help their Anxiety is the same guy that his followers seem to be waiting on to come back any day now
Aurvant on
Faith in Christ will absolutely help anxiety.
The problem is that most people don’t actually have any faith in Christ, so the help they want doesn’t reach them because their faith in Him isn’t genuine.
BeholderLivesMatter on
The one by me says “shackled by lust? Jesus will set you free”
They have really weird messaging.
Ok_Actuator379 on
Well being fair, they don’t said it was a help.
AiR-P00P on
I canned that shit long ago and just researched Buddhism. All the calm and relaxation without the need to impress a toxic invisible best friend.
what i was realized is whether you are being good or being bad, struggles will always come in your life based on your capacity. these struggles makes you strong. i know this is not the place to tell this, because here many are tries to find mistakes in others when they opens mouth. my bad
My_Name_Is_SKELETOR on
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
LegitimateBug7940 on
Great band name!
oicu812buddy on
What’s happens when its christian nationalism that is making me anxious.
trevorsaun on
r/thanksimcured
doninside on
Keep calm, damnit
GetsBetterAfterAFew on
Imagine praying on the most vulnerable? These people groom children and indoctrinate people with serious mental illness and tell them space Jesus will magically heal them if they show up to a building and drop a few bucks in the bucket. Its actually disgusting imo.
qdilly on
Someone is playing per month to have that up. Thats what’s crazy to me.
Ambitious_Toe_4357 on
Anxious?
Geeze. What the hell is your problem? You make me sick. Your mother must have wanted you out of the oven too soon. Goldilocks here is unhappy.
Justredditin on
Jesus? The guy who ran the crew that put my uncles shingles up the other week?
Ammo_Monkey on
Don’t panic. Jesus isn’t real and he can’t hurt you.
blizzardwizard55 on
Feel like revolting? Martyr
Mannafestation on
Jesus: “Hey, don’t look at me, take some anti-depressants or something? I didn’t make that sign!”
Lady_Irish on
No, it was Wayne that made me anxious. Jesus was a good dude.
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Oh man…
Depressed? Goddamn.
Hotel?
Trivago
Nothing relieves anxiety like the idea of some all-knowing being that’s watching everything you do and every thought you have that’s going to condemn you to hell forever if you don’t do and think the things that make it happy.
Calm down dude… *Jesus*
Jesus Christ…
lol
Life got you down?
That sucks.
But I’m anxious, not sneezing in Spanish!
Jesus? Nah…this guy got deported on day one
Jesus Saves…you money!
It’s weird that the guy who’s supposed to help their Anxiety is the same guy that his followers seem to be waiting on to come back any day now
Faith in Christ will absolutely help anxiety.
The problem is that most people don’t actually have any faith in Christ, so the help they want doesn’t reach them because their faith in Him isn’t genuine.
The one by me says “shackled by lust? Jesus will set you free”
They have really weird messaging.
Well being fair, they don’t said it was a help.
I canned that shit long ago and just researched Buddhism. All the calm and relaxation without the need to impress a toxic invisible best friend.
[Gosh. Idiot !](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDu357ZUIEw)
Jesús saved my lawn!
Hungry?
Arbys.
*Jesus Christ…*
what i was realized is whether you are being good or being bad, struggles will always come in your life based on your capacity. these struggles makes you strong. i know this is not the place to tell this, because here many are tries to find mistakes in others when they opens mouth. my bad
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
Great band name!
What’s happens when its christian nationalism that is making me anxious.
r/thanksimcured
Keep calm, damnit
Imagine praying on the most vulnerable? These people groom children and indoctrinate people with serious mental illness and tell them space Jesus will magically heal them if they show up to a building and drop a few bucks in the bucket. Its actually disgusting imo.
Someone is playing per month to have that up. Thats what’s crazy to me.
Anxious?
Geeze. What the hell is your problem? You make me sick. Your mother must have wanted you out of the oven too soon. Goldilocks here is unhappy.
Jesus? The guy who ran the crew that put my uncles shingles up the other week?
Don’t panic. Jesus isn’t real and he can’t hurt you.
Feel like revolting? Martyr
Jesus: “Hey, don’t look at me, take some anti-depressants or something? I didn’t make that sign!”
No, it was Wayne that made me anxious. Jesus was a good dude.
“Anxious? Jesus”, new band name i call it!