They’ll probably try to pay for the lifeboat with exposure instead of a ticket
noxiraeX on
Sorry, under 100k followers? That’s economy lifeboat.
Munkeyslovebananas on
Mark my words, they will call themselves warriors after this.
Fickle_Library8115 on
Supercar blonde
tierandy on
There is something deeply ironic about seeing people flee a war zone while worrying about their ‘brand engagement’ on the way out.
CuddlyAppricot on
Ring lights first, then women and children
Dry_Brother1986 on
Sorry, the lifeboats are reserved for accounts with at least 1M followers and a blue checkmark.
PatientlyNew on
content first, safety later
PathProfessional4057 on
Vloggers will even vlog their drowning
Equivalent-Sand1128 on
Influncers
Thunder_lord37 on
But where will the Dubai Elite poop now?
pravenn_may on
Ashton hall be runin
Hasss 🥵
Hasss 🥵
Hassss🥵
AffectionateDay1196 on
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happymellii on
Joke aside, how about those people who just go their just to work? I know they’re a lot of domestic helper there.
OkAardvark500 on
Hahahahahah
Asher_Tye on
Not like there’s not more of them waiting in the wings.
_Xantras_ on
Even if the country is rotten, I feel bad for the locals.
The foreigners who knowingly willingly immigrated to a petromonarchy fueled by slavery ? Fuck them
Apprehensive_Gur_302 on
Think of the chocolate
BigBadJeebus on
Mocking a warzone… Real classy
MrStink45 on
Those poor “Port-a-Potties”
Wakeshimu on
Watch me getting bombed… in Korea.
Money_Bowler_773 on
Can’t wait for all the stories ” day in the life of a war zone survivor” hahhahahahahahaha
putomadree on
someone check if the lifeboats have a VIP section for verified accounts first priority boarding obviously
LRK0-98 on
Let’s hope nothing happens to them. How would the world ever recover from such a loss?
Lastnoodle on
I have a flight with a layover in Dubai in april .. i really hope everything is back in order by that time (highly doubt it tho …) canceling fees i coming yay …..
CaptainCookingCock on
I should get a free ride, as I have 30k followers.
IndenturedServantUSA on
Influencers* You do not use an apostrophe when making a word plural.
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They’ll probably try to pay for the lifeboat with exposure instead of a ticket
Sorry, under 100k followers? That’s economy lifeboat.
Mark my words, they will call themselves warriors after this.
Supercar blonde
There is something deeply ironic about seeing people flee a war zone while worrying about their ‘brand engagement’ on the way out.
Ring lights first, then women and children
Sorry, the lifeboats are reserved for accounts with at least 1M followers and a blue checkmark.
content first, safety later
Vloggers will even vlog their drowning
Influncers
But where will the Dubai Elite poop now?
Ashton hall be runin
Hasss 🥵
Hasss 🥵
Hassss🥵
>
Joke aside, how about those people who just go their just to work? I know they’re a lot of domestic helper there.
Hahahahahah
Not like there’s not more of them waiting in the wings.
Even if the country is rotten, I feel bad for the locals.
The foreigners who knowingly willingly immigrated to a petromonarchy fueled by slavery ? Fuck them
Think of the chocolate
Mocking a warzone… Real classy
Those poor “Port-a-Potties”
Watch me getting bombed… in Korea.
Can’t wait for all the stories ” day in the life of a war zone survivor” hahhahahahahahaha
someone check if the lifeboats have a VIP section for verified accounts first priority boarding obviously
Let’s hope nothing happens to them. How would the world ever recover from such a loss?
I have a flight with a layover in Dubai in april .. i really hope everything is back in order by that time (highly doubt it tho …) canceling fees i coming yay …..
I should get a free ride, as I have 30k followers.
Influencers* You do not use an apostrophe when making a word plural.