I have a tub of Cerave like that! It’s lasted longer than 3 of my relationships 🤣🤣🤣
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Tripdrakony on
Moved 3 times within 2.5 years? What was happening?
JohnnyGFX on
“Finished”, makes it sound like you ate it.
chesterforbes on
That’s a lot of masturbating
X-Krozo on
Now try finishing an eraser without losing it..
runner64 on
Fake. No human has ever done this, and no human ever will.
Shlocktroffit on
But she don’t use butter, and she don’t use cheese.
She don’t use jelly, or any of these.
Dragon_scrapbooker on
r/projectpan would probably like this sort of thing. It’s really amazing how long it takes to use up a lot of products.
Shoelace_cal on
The most interesting thing about this for me is you moved three times
Poops-Ahoy-Matey on
Do you typically lose your stuff when you’re moving?
14ChaoticNeutral on
People forget that Vaseline isn’t just a lubricant. It’s also treatment for minor wounds and skin care routines.
YUNG_BRVNDON on
Amazing that you managed to move 3 houses! Yet alone use a full tub of Vaseline
Jman703OG on
I didn’t know those containers had a bottom
BigGingerYeti on
I’m more impressed you managed to move 3 houses to be honest, that must be pretty challenging. Brick by brick or on one of those massive vehicles?
Realistic0ptimist on
As someone who just finished a tub of Vaseline myself for those asking what you can use it for:
* Covering healing wounds to help them heal better
* Covering mosquito bites as it stops the itching
* Lip balm when you don’t find that chapstick tube
* Putting it on door hinges to stop squeaking
* putting it on the edges of your hairline when dyeing or perming it
* When you run out of 🥥
DirtyMagicNL on
There’s a tiny bit left riiiiiiiiiight there!
Get to it OP!
r31ya on
reminds me on how proud i am to be able to actually use a pen until it ran out of ink without losing it during college.
ReddFL on
I’m confused. I always thought one small bottle was a life time supply
theanthonyya on
Are the replies to this post all written by 11-year-olds, or do people really not know that Vaseline is a versatile product that is used for more than just masturbating with
takesthebiscuit on
💪
Snitcherification on
I literally go through a tub every 3 months bc I slug my face every night and use it on my hands and feet! The unmoisturized only have one purpose for it I gather…
kalmah on
I can go through one of those in a couple of months. (I have really bad eczema)
govunah on
I’m trying to do the same with the a chap stic. If I can use the entire thing without losing it I can call myself an adult. I’m on the last chance of a 3 pack i bought 2 years ago and I won’t let my wife touch it
schals on
I have a big bottle of Aquaphor that is going on three years right now.
Sailing-Hiking77 on
Something I have never achieved… I did manage to finish a labello/chapstick my wife gave me like 10 years ago. Even the label was completely faded out…
wiggly_rabbit on
I just realised this is the first time I’ve seen one of these empty
AccousticAnomaly on
I have to say it.. vaseline is NOT a moisturizer, it’s an occlusive.
It seals in moisture.
fffffffffffffuuu on
What the hell is Vaseline even for? I know the creator advocating eating it. Is it a lubricant or is it a moisturizer? Is a it a cream or lotion? Maybe a gel? Does it eventually completely absorb into the skin or does it leave it goopy and oily? What is the advantage of Vaseline over other moisturizing lotions and creams? Why doesn’t it give you cancer from repeated contact, like many other petroleum products (that aren’t solid like rubber or plastic) will?
No_Championship_6403 on
You moved three times in 2.5 years?
That’s crazy.
Hopefully you don’t have to keep moving for a while.
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Geometronics on
moving 3 times in 2.5 years sounds like a nightmare.
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Wtf did you do with it…?
I have a tub of Cerave like that! It’s lasted longer than 3 of my relationships 🤣🤣🤣
Moved 3 times within 2.5 years? What was happening?
“Finished”, makes it sound like you ate it.
That’s a lot of masturbating
Now try finishing an eraser without losing it..
Fake. No human has ever done this, and no human ever will.
But she don’t use butter, and she don’t use cheese.
She don’t use jelly, or any of these.
r/projectpan would probably like this sort of thing. It’s really amazing how long it takes to use up a lot of products.
The most interesting thing about this for me is you moved three times
Do you typically lose your stuff when you’re moving?
People forget that Vaseline isn’t just a lubricant. It’s also treatment for minor wounds and skin care routines.
Amazing that you managed to move 3 houses! Yet alone use a full tub of Vaseline
I didn’t know those containers had a bottom
I’m more impressed you managed to move 3 houses to be honest, that must be pretty challenging. Brick by brick or on one of those massive vehicles?
As someone who just finished a tub of Vaseline myself for those asking what you can use it for:
* Covering healing wounds to help them heal better
* Covering mosquito bites as it stops the itching
* Lip balm when you don’t find that chapstick tube
* Putting it on door hinges to stop squeaking
* putting it on the edges of your hairline when dyeing or perming it
* When you run out of 🥥
There’s a tiny bit left riiiiiiiiiight there!
Get to it OP!
reminds me on how proud i am to be able to actually use a pen until it ran out of ink without losing it during college.
I’m confused. I always thought one small bottle was a life time supply
Are the replies to this post all written by 11-year-olds, or do people really not know that Vaseline is a versatile product that is used for more than just masturbating with
💪
I literally go through a tub every 3 months bc I slug my face every night and use it on my hands and feet! The unmoisturized only have one purpose for it I gather…
I can go through one of those in a couple of months. (I have really bad eczema)
I’m trying to do the same with the a chap stic. If I can use the entire thing without losing it I can call myself an adult. I’m on the last chance of a 3 pack i bought 2 years ago and I won’t let my wife touch it
I have a big bottle of Aquaphor that is going on three years right now.
Something I have never achieved… I did manage to finish a labello/chapstick my wife gave me like 10 years ago. Even the label was completely faded out…
I just realised this is the first time I’ve seen one of these empty
I have to say it.. vaseline is NOT a moisturizer, it’s an occlusive.
It seals in moisture.
What the hell is Vaseline even for? I know the creator advocating eating it. Is it a lubricant or is it a moisturizer? Is a it a cream or lotion? Maybe a gel? Does it eventually completely absorb into the skin or does it leave it goopy and oily? What is the advantage of Vaseline over other moisturizing lotions and creams? Why doesn’t it give you cancer from repeated contact, like many other petroleum products (that aren’t solid like rubber or plastic) will?
You moved three times in 2.5 years?
That’s crazy.
Hopefully you don’t have to keep moving for a while.
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moving 3 times in 2.5 years sounds like a nightmare.
>Finished an entire tub of Vaseline
[No you haven’t, Mr Simpson. No one has!](https://youtu.be/YNElP9-IzCw?si=JWO1Wm-9NfkPL_m-)
This guy lubes
The prophesies said one day you would come.
i feel like you deserve a medal.
I could never eat that much, I always get sick halfway through the container. I just assumed it went bad before I finished it…
As someone with eczema, I went through one of those in two MONTHS
You are the first person to finish a tub of vaseline in the entire history. 🫡
The most mildly interesting part about this for me is that you moved 3 times in 2.5 years. That sounds stressful as hell.
“Rookie” ~ diddy
idiots will make gay sex jokes, truth is Vaseline is the BEST skincare product for any dry skin, chapped lips, dermatitis etc.
I can’t live without it