Burned myself with my soldering iron. Captured my reaction perfectly. Now I am punctuated, if not punctual. Or at least on brand. by cyberentomology
GANDORF57 on March 1, 2026 5:26 am You better hope it heals evenly or you might be left nothing but your period.
Dustmopper on March 1, 2026 5:28 am Did you just see a man in a cardboard box stalking around your house?
hablomuchoingles on March 1, 2026 5:31 am Took my stoned ass way too long to figure out which body part this was…
gryphmaster on March 1, 2026 5:41 am At least you didn’t do a classic welding oopsie and stab yourself with a hot wire
tygah_uppahcut on March 1, 2026 5:41 am Snake! What happened!? Snake!?? SNAKE!!?? SSSSSSNNNNAAAAKKEEE!!!
watafu_mx on March 1, 2026 5:50 am Colonel, I’m trying to sneak around. But I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards!
alienclone on March 1, 2026 6:01 am [https://youtu.be/mfTkL-ZHDCY?si=XMzwvBZC6hxu8Qho](https://youtu.be/mfTkL-ZHDCY?si=XMzwvBZC6hxu8Qho)
Confident_Mud_9274 on March 1, 2026 6:03 am same lol i’ve got a few soldering iron scars myself, it’s like a badge of honor or something
Blah-squared on March 1, 2026 6:12 am You just need the “smiley face” burn from a bic lighter and your transformation into an honorary Gen X kid will be complete.. 🙂
emmettiow on March 1, 2026 6:19 am Hopefully it.scars and you have a permwnent reminder to be carwful.around cookers
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Straight and to the point
Aren’t those supposed to appear above your head?
You better hope it heals evenly or you might be left nothing but your period.
Ouch!
Did you just see a man in a cardboard box stalking around your house?
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❗️
Is Snake hiding in your hand?
Took my stoned ass way too long to figure out which body part this was…
i can hear this !
BURN !
I ❤️ burn
❗️
Snake?!
Hey! Your thumb has a quest for you!
Get that as a tattoo perhaps !
Could not fit more in r/metalgear !
My hand giving me dailies before i go to sleep
At least you didn’t do a classic welding oopsie and stab yourself with a hot wire
Snake! What happened!? Snake!?? SNAKE!!?? SSSSSSNNNNAAAAKKEEE!!!
¡You don’t have to yell about it!
What was your exclamation when that happened?
Your hand has a quest! Is the second part in your pants?
Burn?
BURN!
great move from chess.com?
Interjection!
Oh shit, this hand has a quest for me!
❗️🤜🏻
Colonel, I’m trying to sneak around. But I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the guards!
#!
Your hand appears to have a quest for you
A cardboard box?
Your hand has a quest.
Mgs1 alert ‼️
I just killed a dog by
SWEATING
[https://youtu.be/mfTkL-ZHDCY?si=XMzwvBZC6hxu8Qho](https://youtu.be/mfTkL-ZHDCY?si=XMzwvBZC6hxu8Qho)
I heard this
same lol i’ve got a few soldering iron scars myself, it’s like a badge of honor or something
Are you better at factorials?
Showing Caution Burn Hazard sign by Burning is ingenious!
Aliens
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You just need the “smiley face” burn from a bic lighter and your transformation into an honorary Gen X kid will be complete.. 🙂
Hopefully it.scars and you have a permwnent reminder to be carwful.around cookers