mystghost on February 27, 2026 8:26 pm It’s a shortened form of Micro-computer Software. The dick comparisons didn’t go live until the NDC in 2012. I come bearing sauce: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zww2ivWdLas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zww2ivWdLas)
therearnogoodnames on February 27, 2026 9:02 pm I know there are already imperical studies that prove it, but quotes like this show demonstrate to me that people are getting dumber, not smarter.
The_Jizzard_Of_Oz on February 27, 2026 9:03 pm [Epic Rap Battles of History](https://youtu.be/njos57IJf-0?si=tFMkXEiElVUX1g0D): – I need to bring up some basic shit, why’d you name your company after your dick? – You blow, Jobs…
OJStrings on February 27, 2026 9:20 pm If you’re combining the words microchip and software to make a company name, your options are either Microsoft or Chipware. Microsoft is the obvious choice if you’re thick and hate your own business.
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It’s a shortened form of Micro-computer Software. The dick comparisons didn’t go live until the NDC in 2012.
I come bearing sauce: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zww2ivWdLas](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zww2ivWdLas)
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I know there are already imperical studies that prove it, but quotes like this show demonstrate to me that people are getting dumber, not smarter.
[Epic Rap Battles of History](https://youtu.be/njos57IJf-0?si=tFMkXEiElVUX1g0D):
– I need to bring up some basic shit, why’d you name your company after your dick?
– You blow, Jobs…
If you’re combining the words microchip and software to make a company name, your options are either Microsoft or Chipware. Microsoft is the obvious choice if you’re thick and hate your own business.