Peeing in “shower nozzle” mode

    by plumbermat

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    1. Upon seeing this, my penis has retracted into my abdomen and refuses to come out. Negotiations are in progress and a mental health specialist has been called to provide it with counseling in an effort to coax it back out…

    2. My friend was a paramedic and likes telling the story of an old man who removed his own catheter and ended up looking like Elmer Fudd after Bugs put his finger in the muzzle. Banana peel. Yup.

    3. I wish I was ignorant and didn’t understand what I was looking at or what those words meant.

    4. I had a kidney stone lithotripsy one time and you have to wear a stint for 2 weeks after. When they pulled that fucker out of me, it felt like I was getting sucked inside-out through my dong. I can’t imagine what this felt like

    5. Omg I hope it broke at the bag and didn’t rip the foley out of that poor patient. I’ve seen dementia patients who ripped theirs out balloon still intact and the amount of blood is shocking.

    6. You think that’s bad, can you imagine this happening to you while you’re alone in the Tau Ceti system?

    7. LocutusOfBeard on

      Wait is that an elevator door? Wait that means. Wait, that also means… Wait. Please, just wait.

    8. Suspicious_Glow on

      It took a bit to figure out this wasn’t just sitting on a metal table, in every increasing “oh no”.

    9. Assuming that catheter bag was connected to someone the other side of that elevator probably isn’t very funny.

    10. NaptownSnowman on

      Can you imagine the thought of terror for 2-3 seconds and then the pain. Then….i hope they backed out

    11. One of these days I want a movie where the rugged hero wakes up in the hospital, rips off all the monitors and IVs with obligatory reckless abandon only to yank out his catheter and immediately fold over in catastrophic penis pain and regret.

    12. This actually happened to my friend’s father many decades ago. He had a serious car accident, and after surgery moving him out of the ICU, the catheter tube hooked on the door handle as they wheeled him out. He told us the story when he got home, complete with sound effects (the guy was and still is a hilarious storyteller)

      He survived and recovered… well, his urinary tract recovered. His shoulder is still messed up.

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