Upon seeing this, my penis has retracted into my abdomen and refuses to come out. Negotiations are in progress and a mental health specialist has been called to provide it with counseling in an effort to coax it back out…
TraumaMama11 on
I’d friggin cut that shit with my badge scissors. I hope I’d be that fast.
ncfears on
My friend was a paramedic and likes telling the story of an old man who removed his own catheter and ended up looking like Elmer Fudd after Bugs put his finger in the muzzle. Banana peel. Yup.
Tidalsky114 on
I feel a disturbance in the force, like a million urethras crying out in pain..
Ozdad on
Patient’s low blood pressure has been cured.
hawseepoo on
That’s enough internet for the day
Farout786 on
I wish I was ignorant and didn’t understand what I was looking at or what those words meant.
negative-nelly on
Jesus Christ
Hansemannn on
That is not funny man. Not funny at all. Fucking horrible. My penis hurt just looking at it.
Dennma on
I had a kidney stone lithotripsy one time and you have to wear a stint for 2 weeks after. When they pulled that fucker out of me, it felt like I was getting sucked inside-out through my dong. I can’t imagine what this felt like
goingtoburningman on
That physically hurt me
Hikaru83 on
How is this funny? It made me feel bad.
QueryCrook on
I thought it was an IV bag until the comments made me realize it’s so much worse.
Oakheart- on
Omg I hope it broke at the bag and didn’t rip the foley out of that poor patient. I’ve seen dementia patients who ripped theirs out balloon still intact and the amount of blood is shocking.
Tacoshortage on
r/anesthesia needs this one
evilleppy87 on
You think that’s bad, can you imagine this happening to you while you’re alone in the Tau Ceti system?
Explursions on
Rip and tear until it is done
LiquidRaekan on
The forbidden Capri Sun
Ryoko_Kusanagi69 on
This is not funny 😣
Hefty-Ant-378 on
😵
RemyVonLion on
It was already hell having it removed normally, this is pure nightmare fuel…
megamuppetkiller on
Run
sagittalslice on
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ancient-Position-696 on
I thought it was a packet of chicken
VegHeaded on
Idk what that is, but it doesn’t look like urine
LocutusOfBeard on
Wait is that an elevator door? Wait that means. Wait, that also means… Wait. Please, just wait.
IamREBELoe on
Ow ow ow ow ow
Give_All_Vol on
I fucking squealed
Suspicious_Glow on
It took a bit to figure out this wasn’t just sitting on a metal table, in every increasing “oh no”.
obstreperousRex on
Oh sweet Jesus!
Lookslikeseen on
Assuming that catheter bag was connected to someone the other side of that elevator probably isn’t very funny.
Gurkeprinsen on
This is the opposite of funny.
NaptownSnowman on
Can you imagine the thought of terror for 2-3 seconds and then the pain. Then….i hope they backed out
cinred on
One of these days I want a movie where the rugged hero wakes up in the hospital, rips off all the monitors and IVs with obligatory reckless abandon only to yank out his catheter and immediately fold over in catastrophic penis pain and regret.
Confident-Evening-49 on
*screams incoherently while typing this*
Human-Ad9835 on
Jesus 🤯 that is not funny at all
goddessofwitches on
Crosses legs and screams
argama87 on
That is horrifying.
HLOFRND on
This is horror movie stuff, not r/funny stuff. 😳
mykepagan on
This actually happened to my friend’s father many decades ago. He had a serious car accident, and after surgery moving him out of the ICU, the catheter tube hooked on the door handle as they wheeled him out. He told us the story when he got home, complete with sound effects (the guy was and still is a hilarious storyteller)
He survived and recovered… well, his urinary tract recovered. His shoulder is still messed up.
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
ETA: NO!
#NOOOOOO
That could be worse if it connects to a stoma.
Ouch
Omg this is a nightmare. NOOOOO
Upon seeing this, my penis has retracted into my abdomen and refuses to come out. Negotiations are in progress and a mental health specialist has been called to provide it with counseling in an effort to coax it back out…
I’d friggin cut that shit with my badge scissors. I hope I’d be that fast.
My friend was a paramedic and likes telling the story of an old man who removed his own catheter and ended up looking like Elmer Fudd after Bugs put his finger in the muzzle. Banana peel. Yup.
I feel a disturbance in the force, like a million urethras crying out in pain..
Patient’s low blood pressure has been cured.
That’s enough internet for the day
I wish I was ignorant and didn’t understand what I was looking at or what those words meant.
Jesus Christ
That is not funny man. Not funny at all. Fucking horrible. My penis hurt just looking at it.
I had a kidney stone lithotripsy one time and you have to wear a stint for 2 weeks after. When they pulled that fucker out of me, it felt like I was getting sucked inside-out through my dong. I can’t imagine what this felt like
That physically hurt me
How is this funny? It made me feel bad.
I thought it was an IV bag until the comments made me realize it’s so much worse.
Omg I hope it broke at the bag and didn’t rip the foley out of that poor patient. I’ve seen dementia patients who ripped theirs out balloon still intact and the amount of blood is shocking.
r/anesthesia needs this one
You think that’s bad, can you imagine this happening to you while you’re alone in the Tau Ceti system?
Rip and tear until it is done
The forbidden Capri Sun
This is not funny 😣
😵
It was already hell having it removed normally, this is pure nightmare fuel…
Run
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I thought it was a packet of chicken
Idk what that is, but it doesn’t look like urine
Wait is that an elevator door? Wait that means. Wait, that also means… Wait. Please, just wait.
Ow ow ow ow ow
I fucking squealed
It took a bit to figure out this wasn’t just sitting on a metal table, in every increasing “oh no”.
Oh sweet Jesus!
Assuming that catheter bag was connected to someone the other side of that elevator probably isn’t very funny.
This is the opposite of funny.
Can you imagine the thought of terror for 2-3 seconds and then the pain. Then….i hope they backed out
One of these days I want a movie where the rugged hero wakes up in the hospital, rips off all the monitors and IVs with obligatory reckless abandon only to yank out his catheter and immediately fold over in catastrophic penis pain and regret.
*screams incoherently while typing this*
Jesus 🤯 that is not funny at all
Crosses legs and screams
That is horrifying.
This is horror movie stuff, not r/funny stuff. 😳
This actually happened to my friend’s father many decades ago. He had a serious car accident, and after surgery moving him out of the ICU, the catheter tube hooked on the door handle as they wheeled him out. He told us the story when he got home, complete with sound effects (the guy was and still is a hilarious storyteller)
He survived and recovered… well, his urinary tract recovered. His shoulder is still messed up.