You’ve been showing this news for several years now. Shouldn’t the numbers change? lol
lefeiski on
That shit used to stress me as a child even though it’s going to happen in a couple billion years
lucius-vorenius on
1 billion years cant come soon enough
Dismal-core111 on
Is it having a midlife crisis?
carrot-man on
This must be its midlife crisis then
ObiKenobii on
Source: Trust me bro.
Seriously look it up, all that comes up is tiktok, one (1) weird news site. I cannot find any Information on this. I found an article from vice citing that we are already over 88%.
N7Rory on
The earth is middle aged and we still don’t have winds of winter 🙁
Kingstad on
that explains a lot, we’re in earths mid life crisis
the_money_prophet on
Same here.
Constant-Simple6405 on
Future Mars
bmwkag1407 on
So, in human terms the Earth is a 70 year old pensioner and we are the grandkids trying everything in our power to torture and poison her for our inheritance ?
lame2cool on
“Living on a prayer!” Earth
Intelligent_Time633 on
The angry sun from super marior world was a grim omen we didnt realize until it was too late.
Neutronian5440 on
That explains why us so chaotic the last decade or so, it’s a midlife crisis
Miglasty on
So do I have to work tomorrow or nah
Advanced-Event-571 on
humans will be extinct long before that! we are such a tiny little blip of earth’s history.
Complex-Fuel-8058 on
Damn, all the immortals must be pretty worried now. Only a billion years left
KumingaCarnage on
my problems seem so small now
like really small
Damn
Little-Carpenter4443 on
Oh shit I dont know if you guys realize this but if its the middle then its only down from here. At least we lived during the peak!
Rodmap on
Bergfest
Nervous-Pay9254 on
how old is earth? how do they come upon such a number? I’ve always sorta assumed the sun spit instead of swallowed.
Foldzy84 on
So did I funny coincidence
Spirit_2901 on
Me too earth-san. It’s called middle age.
I feel I have one foot in the grave, who knows if I make it to 80.heee haa
pewdiepoopoo on
the sun swallowing part is foretold in islam btw
DigSignificant1419 on

Chiantiandfava on
Oh no! Anyway..
albertsy2 on
So sad
real_justchris on
I always wondered the gender of Earth. Thanks for clearing that up.
Raffney on
Shit, gotta speed up my life then
Jezzwon on
Still so sad, I like the earth
Keikobad on
Make Pangaea Great Again
Eruskakkell on
Its Mother Earth not Father Earth
Pupan98 on
So humans and all living things will extinct 1 billion years from now
HighSpur on
It’s 3 times as long as land vertebrates have existed. Evolution will do crazy things with those billion years.
Reppeti on
This statement could have been come out the last 2000 years and probably would have remained true. Such a nothing burger statement. Oh yeah the earth will get swallowed by the sun in x years +/- a million years probably. So this statement can be made far into the distant future.
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Whose lifespan?
Crazy it just reached that point during my lifetime.
Unless we move Earth further away. Doable.
Yeah no, we’ll be extinct way before that even begins to happen.
yeah, yesterday at 2:35 am CET
He had a good run …
Who needs the sun to destroy the earth when you have capitalism?
https://preview.redd.it/3ry7jfvgf0mg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=258b6a88ec5038b27e922d7ac6b47134c728560d
You’ve been showing this news for several years now. Shouldn’t the numbers change? lol
That shit used to stress me as a child even though it’s going to happen in a couple billion years
1 billion years cant come soon enough
Is it having a midlife crisis?
This must be its midlife crisis then
Source: Trust me bro.
Seriously look it up, all that comes up is tiktok, one (1) weird news site. I cannot find any Information on this. I found an article from vice citing that we are already over 88%.
The earth is middle aged and we still don’t have winds of winter 🙁
that explains a lot, we’re in earths mid life crisis
Same here.
Future Mars
So, in human terms the Earth is a 70 year old pensioner and we are the grandkids trying everything in our power to torture and poison her for our inheritance ?
“Living on a prayer!” Earth
The angry sun from super marior world was a grim omen we didnt realize until it was too late.
That explains why us so chaotic the last decade or so, it’s a midlife crisis
So do I have to work tomorrow or nah
humans will be extinct long before that! we are such a tiny little blip of earth’s history.
Damn, all the immortals must be pretty worried now. Only a billion years left
my problems seem so small now
like really small
Damn
Oh shit I dont know if you guys realize this but if its the middle then its only down from here. At least we lived during the peak!
Bergfest
how old is earth? how do they come upon such a number? I’ve always sorta assumed the sun spit instead of swallowed.
So did I funny coincidence
Me too earth-san. It’s called middle age.
I feel I have one foot in the grave, who knows if I make it to 80.heee haa
the sun swallowing part is foretold in islam btw

Oh no! Anyway..
So sad
I always wondered the gender of Earth. Thanks for clearing that up.
Shit, gotta speed up my life then
Still so sad, I like the earth
Make Pangaea Great Again
Its Mother Earth not Father Earth
So humans and all living things will extinct 1 billion years from now
It’s 3 times as long as land vertebrates have existed. Evolution will do crazy things with those billion years.
This statement could have been come out the last 2000 years and probably would have remained true. Such a nothing burger statement. Oh yeah the earth will get swallowed by the sun in x years +/- a million years probably. So this statement can be made far into the distant future.
!Remind me 4.5B years from now