Mildly interesting for sure, but definitely don’t vote for that guy.
-SaC on
Is this allowed in the US? A family member of mine who was running for the local council wasn’t even allowed to host a community BBQ (as he had done every year since the ’90s) in case it was seen as trying to influence people.
chrono4111 on
You mean the guy who is notorious for sexually assaulting women wants to run for government? Shocking I tell you. He’ll fit right in with the republican party.
SrulDog on
Isnt his name vince offer, not shlomi?
TheJenniStarr on
I’ll give you three guesses as to his party affiliation and the first two don’t count.
Snowf1ake222 on
This reads like a Rick and Morty bit.
TurnMe0nDeadMan on
Didn’t he beat the hell out of a prostitute and then do jail time?
Maybe I’m misremembering or meshing a rumor together with memories.
Gr1ml0ck on
Yeah, he’s MAGA. 👎
XboxLiveGiant on
It’s funny to imagine that he probably has a room full of boxes of Shamwow‘s and slap chops
pacmannips on
Did they also pass out tongue-biting prostitutes?
Inoffensive_Account on
Scam Now
McLovett325 on
Shamwow-I fucking hate this society
kasfinally on
Swore he was dead.
nelmski on
Linguine, fettuccini, bikini!!!
Earthbound_X on
Huh, does he own the Shamwow brand? If not do they even know he’s doing this?
Troub313 on
Didn’t he get his tongue bit off by a sex worker he abused? What a sham, wow.
Radiant_Marsupial_53 on
Do yall remember that anti-trans music video he did? It was like a spoof on ghost busters? Gross dude.
voretaq7 on
The hooker biter?
Yeah, he’ll fit right in.
PretendChaos on
TimHuntsman on
Hey!!! Mister crack head hooker fucker arrested TVGuy!!!! Totally on brand for a Republican!
AqutalIion on
He’s shooting his shot considering the people the U.S votes into congress.
if his campaign slogan isn’t “vote for me and you’ll say wow every time,” he’s doing it completely wrong tbh.
Serenity1911 on
I prefer the Jizzle over the shamwow.
RealisticFlatworm103 on
He’s definitely going to promise to use the slap chop on local taxes. you’re gonna love his nuts
AManHere on
You gonna say “Wow” every time you see his policies in action.
OePea on
Heh, he should use a not 25 year old picture of himself. Or maybe not, he’s lookin rough
Exact-Drummer-7336 on
TheLostRanger0117 on
ShamWOW!!!
orrpheus55 on
You’re gonna love his nuts!
Olliekins on
Between this and the MyPillow guy, I didn’t know we’d be scraping the bottom of the infomercial barrel to fill in political seats in this timeline. Yeeeeeeesh.
Billy Mays better not rise from the grave to run for a Republican seat.
KenUsimi on
“What you in for, man?”
“I hired a hooker, she tried to bite my tongue off, I beat the crap out of her.”
“A hooker bit your tongue off?!”
“Tried. Pay attention, this vegetable slicer also has a built-in zip gun!”
NewManufacturer4252 on
All shitfaced goon aside.
Isn’t that voter bribery or something?
patawpha on
See what you can soak up with it then send it back full of juice
mad_dog_94 on
i mean at this point i say fuck it why not. he would either fit right in or be the change we need (doubt it because hes openly running on an anti-wokeism policy, but he is running against another republican whos had the seat for decades) . either way its not like we’re gonna be any more screwed than we already are
unless someone actually decent is running, then vote for them isntead ngl
RedofPaw on
I like it.
No policies, ideas. No appealing to peoples principles or ideals. No…. Anything.
Just distilling his entire campaign down to “hey, member this guy?”
Not even ‘do you like this guy?’
It’s pure, raw and immediate.
The voter thinks “oh… Hey… That’s… That’s that guy. He’s running?”
And that’s it. That’s the entire campaign. Amazing.
ms_directed on
didn’t he get fined or some kind of trouble for this recently?
f8Negative on
Didnt this guy assault a sex worker
pleeeeesehelpme on
nah the free shamwow sample is actually kinda genius marketing tbh, i’d probably keep it even if i wasn’t voting for him
bookhead714 on
From his campaign website:
> Thoughtism is a word I coined that means “Hating someone on the basis of the color of their thoughts or views”. Similar to racism, where the hate is based on the color of someone’s skin. One is thought color, and the other is skin color, but the hate is the same.
> Therefore, just like hate crimes, criminal acts committed on conservatives will be elevated to a hate crime too, when motivated by Thoughtism
Martin Luther King wasn’t woke enough for this guy. Judging people by the content of their character is also racist.
DanielMcFamiel on
Not at all the worst thing he’s done or known for, but also kinda interesting, he was commissioned to do a parody video for the YouTubers “Cold Ones” but then tried to post that video on his own social medias and ended up making it a really lonely drawn out legal battle, for no real reason.
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Didn’t he beat up a hooker?
Famously bad dude
Mildly interesting for sure, but definitely don’t vote for that guy.
Is this allowed in the US? A family member of mine who was running for the local council wasn’t even allowed to host a community BBQ (as he had done every year since the ’90s) in case it was seen as trying to influence people.
You mean the guy who is notorious for sexually assaulting women wants to run for government? Shocking I tell you. He’ll fit right in with the republican party.
Isnt his name vince offer, not shlomi?
I’ll give you three guesses as to his party affiliation and the first two don’t count.
This reads like a Rick and Morty bit.
Didn’t he beat the hell out of a prostitute and then do jail time?
Maybe I’m misremembering or meshing a rumor together with memories.
Yeah, he’s MAGA. 👎
It’s funny to imagine that he probably has a room full of boxes of Shamwow‘s and slap chops
Did they also pass out tongue-biting prostitutes?
Scam Now
Shamwow-I fucking hate this society
Swore he was dead.
Linguine, fettuccini, bikini!!!
Huh, does he own the Shamwow brand? If not do they even know he’s doing this?
Didn’t he get his tongue bit off by a sex worker he abused? What a sham, wow.
Do yall remember that anti-trans music video he did? It was like a spoof on ghost busters? Gross dude.
The hooker biter?
Yeah, he’ll fit right in.
Hey!!! Mister crack head hooker fucker arrested TVGuy!!!! Totally on brand for a Republican!
He’s shooting his shot considering the people the U.S votes into congress.
The bar is so low.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdWuQP6862U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdWuQP6862U)
Wow I thought he’d OD’d on an upper
if his campaign slogan isn’t “vote for me and you’ll say wow every time,” he’s doing it completely wrong tbh.
I prefer the Jizzle over the shamwow.
He’s definitely going to promise to use the slap chop on local taxes. you’re gonna love his nuts
You gonna say “Wow” every time you see his policies in action.
Heh, he should use a not 25 year old picture of himself. Or maybe not, he’s lookin rough
ShamWOW!!!
You’re gonna love his nuts!
Between this and the MyPillow guy, I didn’t know we’d be scraping the bottom of the infomercial barrel to fill in political seats in this timeline. Yeeeeeeesh.
Billy Mays better not rise from the grave to run for a Republican seat.
“What you in for, man?”
“I hired a hooker, she tried to bite my tongue off, I beat the crap out of her.”
“A hooker bit your tongue off?!”
“Tried. Pay attention, this vegetable slicer also has a built-in zip gun!”
All shitfaced goon aside.
Isn’t that voter bribery or something?
See what you can soak up with it then send it back full of juice
i mean at this point i say fuck it why not. he would either fit right in or be the change we need (doubt it because hes openly running on an anti-wokeism policy, but he is running against another republican whos had the seat for decades) . either way its not like we’re gonna be any more screwed than we already are
unless someone actually decent is running, then vote for them isntead ngl
I like it.
No policies, ideas. No appealing to peoples principles or ideals. No…. Anything.
Just distilling his entire campaign down to “hey, member this guy?”
Not even ‘do you like this guy?’
It’s pure, raw and immediate.
The voter thinks “oh… Hey… That’s… That’s that guy. He’s running?”
And that’s it. That’s the entire campaign. Amazing.
didn’t he get fined or some kind of trouble for this recently?
Didnt this guy assault a sex worker
nah the free shamwow sample is actually kinda genius marketing tbh, i’d probably keep it even if i wasn’t voting for him
From his campaign website:
> Thoughtism is a word I coined that means “Hating someone on the basis of the color of their thoughts or views”. Similar to racism, where the hate is based on the color of someone’s skin. One is thought color, and the other is skin color, but the hate is the same.
> Therefore, just like hate crimes, criminal acts committed on conservatives will be elevated to a hate crime too, when motivated by Thoughtism
Martin Luther King wasn’t woke enough for this guy. Judging people by the content of their character is also racist.
Not at all the worst thing he’s done or known for, but also kinda interesting, he was commissioned to do a parody video for the YouTubers “Cold Ones” but then tried to post that video on his own social medias and ended up making it a really lonely drawn out legal battle, for no real reason.
Amazing he’s literally committing blatant election crimes
Can’t work out if this is a 30 Rock cutaway or an Arrested Development cutaway.
Wow, The whole thing is a sham.
I used to play beer league hockey with him, guy is an asshole.
You should post his mugshot all over your area lmao