Plot twist: Superman knew exactly what he was doing
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Reminds me of a joke the older kids used to tell. Superman is flying around the city when he spots Wonder Woman sunbathing spread eagle on top of the JLA building. He tells himself I really shouldn’t but I mean, nobody would know if I did it quickly. He flies a few more laps before deciding he was gonna do it and in a flash he swoops down and finishes before Wonder Woman even knows what happened. WW jolts up and says what the fuck was that? The Invisible Man says I don’t know but my asshole hurts
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should’ve implant a krytonite on his bum
This is now canon
Plot twist: Superman knew exactly what he was doing
Reminds me of a joke the older kids used to tell. Superman is flying around the city when he spots Wonder Woman sunbathing spread eagle on top of the JLA building. He tells himself I really shouldn’t but I mean, nobody would know if I did it quickly. He flies a few more laps before deciding he was gonna do it and in a flash he swoops down and finishes before Wonder Woman even knows what happened. WW jolts up and says what the fuck was that? The Invisible Man says I don’t know but my asshole hurts