Your first bite of pizza is to fold it and bite into the middle??
A_Grain_Of_Saltines on
That’s how you tricked her, isn’t it?
wizardrous on
Everyone else trying to have a meeting and OP just in the corner fucking a pizza.
Hoboliftingaroma on
…are you gonna use that or can I have it?
CaptainKnightwing on
Why.
ApopheniaPays on
Maybe don’t do that next time.
No-Midnight-4461 on
Just admit you had sex with the pizza
SOL_KIM on
You asked for no pepperoni, so they punched it out.
RookTheGamer on
Lamprey mouth over here…
xmeandix on
How do I downvote more than once
Realmofthehappygod on
Please don’t fuck your pizza.
Juicyjewsss on
r/dontputyourdickinthat
eerfool on
With a reasonably anatomic labial fold above it!
kickshart_my_heart on
Bravo!
breastfedtil12 on
It’s the small wins ya know?
jleonardbc on
an I Think You Should Leave sketch waiting to happen
TH3K1NGB0B on
“Bit”
SplashingAnal on
I should call her
holdenthehuman on
That boy ain’t right.
ItsNeverSunnyInCleve on
Unusual, but setting up for a great second bite
highendfive on
I love pizza
Only-Rabbit-6988 on
“That’s it. I retire.”
fakenam3 on
“Meeting” …? “Pizza” …? Using these terms very loosely.
jbot8181 on
post a picture of the cool jacket you’re wearing plz k thx
mikehulse29 on
This is the work of a serial killer
NYC2BUR on
As a New Yorker, I am offended. Both by the slice and by the way you have taken your first bite.
Cool tho…
Alko- on
ryanderkis on
What kind of meeting includes eating pizza on paper plates?
Capricore58 on
Sorry you didn’t get a bonus, but hey, here’s pizza!
cyberchief on
I actually understand. The tip got folded in towards the crust and the slice was then folded in half normally. OP took a small quarter-circle sized bite through the bottom of the crust and then unfolded it.
DcTraveler8 on
This sounds like the beginning of an I Think You Should Leave sketch where after this moment the whole meeting revolves around this guy freaking out about the pizza hole he made and everyone stares in silence while this dude unravels about his pizza hole
Murph-Dog on
That’ll be you when the coworkers see you posting their photos on Reddit.
Aggressive_March6226 on
You have a talent…
Rabbit_of_Caerbanog on
Dude. That’s actually cool.
ktka on
How did you take the picture?
C_Beeftank on
I don’t what sort of anarchy you practice but just know…it should be feared
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Your first bite of pizza is to fold it and bite into the middle??
That’s how you tricked her, isn’t it?
Everyone else trying to have a meeting and OP just in the corner fucking a pizza.
…are you gonna use that or can I have it?
Why.
Maybe don’t do that next time.
Just admit you had sex with the pizza
You asked for no pepperoni, so they punched it out.
Lamprey mouth over here…
How do I downvote more than once
Please don’t fuck your pizza.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
With a reasonably anatomic labial fold above it!
Bravo!
It’s the small wins ya know?
an I Think You Should Leave sketch waiting to happen
“Bit”
I should call her
That boy ain’t right.
Unusual, but setting up for a great second bite
I love pizza
“That’s it. I retire.”
“Meeting” …? “Pizza” …? Using these terms very loosely.
post a picture of the cool jacket you’re wearing plz k thx
This is the work of a serial killer
As a New Yorker, I am offended. Both by the slice and by the way you have taken your first bite.
Cool tho…
What kind of meeting includes eating pizza on paper plates?
Sorry you didn’t get a bonus, but hey, here’s pizza!
I actually understand. The tip got folded in towards the crust and the slice was then folded in half normally. OP took a small quarter-circle sized bite through the bottom of the crust and then unfolded it.
This sounds like the beginning of an I Think You Should Leave sketch where after this moment the whole meeting revolves around this guy freaking out about the pizza hole he made and everyone stares in silence while this dude unravels about his pizza hole
That’ll be you when the coworkers see you posting their photos on Reddit.
You have a talent…
Dude. That’s actually cool.
How did you take the picture?
I don’t what sort of anarchy you practice but just know…it should be feared
…okay?