PogonBerserker on February 26, 2026 12:22 pm We expect a video in 3 months time of you displaying this talent, cheers.
joekerr9999 on February 26, 2026 12:33 pm I like the Penn and Teller joke putting a fortune inside a fortune cookie that says: That lump is cancer. Or, the chef spit in your food.
EnchantingGirl2 on February 26, 2026 12:37 pm If you see three pineapples in the grocery store today, just keep walking. Don’t let the cookie win.
hatkinson1000 on February 26, 2026 12:38 pm The universe is really out here giving you side quests now. Let us know how the ER visit goes once you find the third pineapple.
miked0331 on February 26, 2026 12:50 pm career counselor: what are your strengths? me: pineapples, apparently
Remarkable-Simple-62 on February 26, 2026 12:52 pm Some Chinese guy knows how amazing it is gonna be for the guy that learns to juggle pineapples soon and gets this
14 Comments
How accurate was this prediction?
Start practicing buddy boy
I think you should give it a try.
We expect a video in 3 months time of you displaying this talent, cheers.
Welp, time to start buying pineapples ig. good luck
finally. my life’s true calling
I like the Penn and Teller joke putting a fortune inside a fortune cookie that says: That lump is cancer. Or, the chef spit in your food.
Did they have AI come up with this?? Lol
If you see three pineapples in the grocery store today, just keep walking. Don’t let the cookie win.
The universe is really out here giving you side quests now. Let us know how the ER visit goes once you find the third pineapple.
….in bed.
Remindme! 3 months Pineapple time
career counselor: what are your strengths?
me: pineapples, apparently
Some Chinese guy knows how amazing it is gonna be for the guy that learns to juggle pineapples soon and gets this