tacocollector2 on February 24, 2026 8:36 pm Bananas, dairy, peanuts, gluten, most vegetables, citrus, several other fruits, cats, dogs, several types of trees, a few grasses, and a few drugs. That is one loaded banana.
dewmzdeigh on February 24, 2026 8:37 pm Wait… are there maniacs out there eating frozen bananas NOT dipped in chocolate?
thishyacinthgirl on February 24, 2026 8:42 pm There’s always allergens in the banana stand, Michael….
Designer-Mirror-7995 on February 24, 2026 8:44 pm This has me cracking up. They’re TIRED of answering questions!
cantunderstandlol on February 24, 2026 8:44 pm Also $4 (+$1) is insane for 1 banana. Those allergens must be spenny
uggghhhggghhh on February 24, 2026 8:44 pm Someone get Lucille Bluth over here, we have an answer for her!
stana32 on February 24, 2026 8:44 pm Good lord $4 for just a frozen banana is highway robbery. Bananas are like 25 cents here in the Midwest.
tdkimber on February 24, 2026 8:46 pm really not sure I want a shrimp flavored chocolate banana covered in nuts
quartzquandary on February 24, 2026 8:47 pm How many allergens could one banana have, Michael? All of them?
jon-in-tha-hood on February 24, 2026 8:50 pm Some people are allergic to bananas so it’s nice that the warning is inclusive for that too.
weedtrek on February 24, 2026 8:52 pm Sesame, peanut, tree nut, dairy, soy, shellfish, wheat is my favorite!
Samwisetellssamlies on February 24, 2026 8:54 pm At least you don’t have to ask what’s in it lol they keep it pretty simple
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mmmmm cat dander
Seafood…
Bananas, dairy, peanuts, gluten, most vegetables, citrus, several other fruits, cats, dogs, several types of trees, a few grasses, and a few drugs.
That is one loaded banana.
Wait… are there maniacs out there eating frozen bananas NOT dipped in chocolate?
“It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?”
Penicillin?
They are so tired of the questions 😆
$4 just for the banana? WTF does it cure cancer?
There’s always allergens in the banana stand, Michael….
Histamine Intolerant Nightmare!!
Oops! All Allergens
This has me cracking up. They’re TIRED of answering questions!
Also $4 (+$1) is insane for 1 banana. Those allergens must be spenny
I’m allergic to bull shit.
Someone get Lucille Bluth over here, we have an answer for her!
Allergens: Yes
Good lord $4 for just a frozen banana is highway robbery. Bananas are like 25 cents here in the Midwest.
There’s always allergens in the banana stand
really not sure I want a shrimp flavored chocolate banana covered in nuts
I’m allergic to bananas, and only bananas
Yes please
How many allergens could one banana have, Michael? All of them?
ALLergens
Reminds me of Mr. Burns having all diseases
I’m allergic to parrots..
The latex allergy would be a double entendre here.
Some people are allergic to bananas so it’s nice that the warning is inclusive for that too.
That banana has ragweed?
Sesame, peanut, tree nut, dairy, soy, shellfish, wheat is my favorite!
Penicillin banana
“If you have to ask” 😆 Street vendors need this sign
Ooh i love me some banana ants
Yum, chocolate dipped shellfish banana
At least you don’t have to ask what’s in it lol they keep it pretty simple
Shellfish dipped banana
Bee stings taste so good!