theSchrodingerHat on February 23, 2026 11:42 pm *Pssst… pssst!… did you know “tuna fish” is redundant?*
Catan_Settler on February 23, 2026 11:59 pm I think he’s trying to chat you up for corporate secrets. It’s a phishing scam! Or he just has something to sell you.
JohnnyFast412 on February 24, 2026 12:02 am “Pssst! Hey playa! You know dem fish sticks you be eatin’ ain’t real us right.”
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“I like you. Do you like me? Circle yes or no.”
Looks more like the one the sign is warning you about
*Pssst… pssst!… did you know “tuna fish” is redundant?*
He’s there to talk people off the ledge.
He’s trying to tell you he’s drowning and needs mouth to mouth
I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.
he wants to kiss people at the ledge
He has a quest for you
Fishy, either way!
I think he’s trying to chat you up for corporate secrets. It’s a phishing scam!
Or he just has something to sell you.
“Hey little mama, lemme fishper in your ear”
Pssst, Something fishy is goin’ on.
“Pssst! Hey playa! You know dem fish sticks you be eatin’ ain’t real us right.”
“Wanna buy some crack?”