Because mine was busy buying shirts that matched his wallpaper and growing what can only be described as a helmet made of his own hair. (Also I believe he was a ranch-hand during this time, but I'd have to call and check with him.)
by mymiddlenameswyatt
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Leaving me and my mother for an older woman.
My mom 😂
Walking away, never to be seen again. Which, like, I expect I’m better off without a guy like that.
Being surprised that I was born. 🥲