The Faucet



    by PhoenixPhenomenonX

    43 Comments

    1. Lol I thought he was going to come back with more then the empathy but this is still quite silly and irritating 😔

    2. Doing it wrong there, lady. You should’ve told him, “I’ve given our faucet a name.”

      “Oh, what is it?”

      “Gotham.”

      “Gotham?”

      Then she walks toward him and whispers to his ear in ASMR fashion. “Because it needs you, Batman.”

    3. This is just something you do to tease your wife before she playfully hits you and then you surprise her by showing her that you actually fixed the faucet…..or tell her you checked it and it’s worse than you thought and the price to fix will be a bitch.

    4. Only in your dreams mate and then you wake up under the sink with an army of spanners .😊

    5. If he already said he would fix the fucking faucet, then he is just being a dickhead.

      Call a plumber, girl. Better to just pay for it.

    6. Men: “I’m doing EXACTLY what you told me to do.”

      Women: “Well, Yes but actually no.”

    7. I thought the joke was gonna be that she never actually asked, just kind of hinted at it. My wife does that a lot.

      “The X needs Y.”

      Ok, and…? Like am I supposed to just do it without you even bothering to ask me nicely, or even ask at all? Like it’s my job to just hop to whenever you express a thought about something?

      Sorry, huge pet peeve of mine.

    8. SnooRegrets1386 on

      I’ve explained on more than one occasion that women want to be heard and get empathy, not a solution to my partner. We finally have the solution, we’ve agreed the universal response shall be “awwwww, that sucks “. The tone of delivery is optional. The speed of its deployment stuns me. It usually makes me laugh when deployed (bonus)

    9. creepymustaches on

      Do women think that men pass down plumbing skills to all their sons? Genuine question.

      Not exactly the case now as my dad didn’t teach me shit and I just YouTube any problems like this so I’d imagine women can too. The older generation didn’t bother to pass on any knowledge and then say nobody knows how to do anything anymore.

      Sucks ladies but we know just as much as you guys now.

    10. realparkingbrake on

      Jason is setting himself up for payback that might not appear for a long time but is coming as surely as a tax bill.

    11. I sometimes ask the question: “Am I here to listen or to come up with a solution with you?” Then act accordingly.

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