AudibleNod on February 22, 2026 1:23 am Little James Island is in a US territory. Technically, Trump can pardon him for all Epstein Island crimes.
urbanek2525 on February 22, 2026 1:46 am It’s sad, but I bet this is closer to actual truth than anyone is comfortable with.
SNRatio on February 22, 2026 1:50 am “Hey Liz and Boris, as long as you’re here, one of you pardon Andrew. There’s an island in it for you!” [context](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-liz-truss-chagos-deal-donald-trump-b2924588.html)
Anarchaeologist on February 22, 2026 2:17 am I scrolled by this and thought from the title this was posted on one of those “explain the joke” subs. I groaned internally. Well done.
Romanopapa on February 22, 2026 2:17 am He will sign an Executive Order granting him pardon powers in the UK.
PV-Herman on February 22, 2026 2:21 am If he goes to prison, just send him a cake with a baked in Epstein file! Get it?
Margoshome on February 22, 2026 2:31 am https://preview.redd.it/sr538s5fjykg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca33209f92ce56e03c752c7fe05ba0a4082703ef
PatientHelicopter123 on February 22, 2026 2:35 am https://preview.redd.it/vwz518l3kykg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9570aa95d5731b194e6fb797ca01f9c85dbee2c
Early-Juggernaut975 on February 22, 2026 2:40 am https://preview.redd.it/ji0mji8wkykg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab4514b47b3945900a125c72d3992409184282d5 Here’s the actual article that went with the headline and photo. [The Onion](https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/)
EternalNewCarSmell on February 22, 2026 2:57 am Remember when he tried to pardon that lady serving time in Colorado for state election fraud charges and her dumbass lawyer showed up at the prison trying to get the guards to release her? That was fucking hilarious.
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Little James Island is in a US territory. Technically, Trump can pardon him for all Epstein Island crimes.
It’s sad, but I bet this is closer to actual truth than anyone is comfortable with.
“Hey Liz and Boris, as long as you’re here, one of you pardon Andrew. There’s an island in it for you!”
[context](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-liz-truss-chagos-deal-donald-trump-b2924588.html)
I mean… that won’t stop him…
I scrolled by this and thought from the title this was posted on one of those “explain the joke” subs. I groaned internally.
Well done.
He will sign an Executive Order granting him pardon powers in the UK.
If he goes to prison, just send him a cake with a baked in Epstein file!
Get it?
https://preview.redd.it/sr538s5fjykg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca33209f92ce56e03c752c7fe05ba0a4082703ef
https://i.redd.it/9w7ukfnzjykg1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/vwz518l3kykg1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9570aa95d5731b194e6fb797ca01f9c85dbee2c
https://preview.redd.it/ji0mji8wkykg1.jpeg?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab4514b47b3945900a125c72d3992409184282d5
Here’s the actual article that went with the headline and photo.
[The Onion](https://theonion.com/aide-wearily-begins-5th-explanation-of-why-trump-cant-pardon-prince-andrew/)
Anne Sacoolas yes but Andrew, no!
Remember when he tried to pardon that lady serving time in Colorado for state election fraud charges and her dumbass lawyer showed up at the prison trying to get the guards to release her? That was fucking hilarious.