MegaGigaTeraFlare on February 22, 2026 1:12 am Kind of fucked up to make a cake of the OG mom throwing you away, but happy birthday garbage gremlin I guess
Romnonaldao on February 22, 2026 1:32 am I told my brother we found him under a rock being raised by racoons
strawberryoftheindie on February 22, 2026 1:37 am Just between you and me, I paid for DNA testing *just to be sure* that I am, in fact, not born of a trash bin
That_Advantage392 on February 22, 2026 1:53 am at least the bin is clearly labeled. wouldn’t want people thinking you were found in a regular box.
Mordador on February 22, 2026 1:53 am That means your mom intentionally picked you up. Can your sibling say the same?
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Well.. I don’t believe my sister…
It’s true. I am the Bin.
Kind of fucked up to make a cake of the OG mom throwing you away, but happy birthday garbage gremlin I guess
“Seems funny mum would call her fan that!”
Um, very unique. Happy Birthday!
I told my brother we found him under a rock being raised by racoons
Sibling love at its peak right there
Just between you and me, I paid for DNA testing *just to be sure* that I am, in fact, not born of a trash bin
Prom night dumpster baby?
We say under that cabbage leaf.
at least the bin is clearly labeled. wouldn’t want people thinking you were found in a regular box.
DB is that you?
That means your mom intentionally picked you up. Can your sibling say the same?
My kids would totally do that to each other!
The design is nice and original so cutee
This is the ultimate sibling cake.
I’m just a prom night dumpster baby… And I’m taking a stroll