alpha_rat_fight_ on February 21, 2026 4:49 am Thick boi. I’m confident there are zero bugs within a 1 mile radius.
ManamiVixen on February 21, 2026 4:50 am The irony of an account called “ibeatobesity” showing off a thick lizard is amusing to me.
MissSassifras1977 on February 21, 2026 4:58 am Pretty skink! Must be a good hunter. But… I have a question. Is he thicker than a snicker?
dr_john_twinkletits on February 21, 2026 5:15 am Can someone explain the back toes being so long? Defense? Digging?
Epicratia on February 21, 2026 7:52 am I always refer to different skink species as variations on “little fat fuck” (examples- striped little fat fuck, tree little fat fuck, etc…)
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r/thanksihateit
Thick boi. I’m confident there are zero bugs within a 1 mile radius.
The irony of an account called “ibeatobesity” showing off a thick lizard is amusing to me.
A Think
Did you watch it long enough to see the skink wink?
Pretty skink! Must be a good hunter.
But… I have a question.
Is he thicker than a snicker?
No (s)kinkshaming
Just a reg eastern water skink don’t be rude
Fun fact: most skinks give live birth, instead of laying eggs
Can someone explain the back toes being so long? Defense? Digging?
Baby Demagorgon
Naw that’s a skonk.
r/usernamechecksout
Poor dude has cankles
Skinky
Skinky
maybe ‘hes preggo
A sleek skink?
A skank
Survivor, respect
Yay fat lizard
Cuute! That’s amazing!
I always refer to different skink species as variations on “little fat fuck” (examples- striped little fat fuck, tree little fat fuck, etc…)