WHAT UP!!! We’re two cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out on the beach (nothing sexual). Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual!
Fruitcake6969 on
I’m assuming you were the bottom
BadMotherFunko on
Just two wild and crazy guys
marklonesome on
Unfortunately, OP never found a wife but his elaborate speedo collection sold for $1.2M in 2025.
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So when you say, friend…
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Are you guys gay or European?
Both
Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
WHAT UP!!! We’re two cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out on the beach (nothing sexual). Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual!
I’m assuming you were the bottom
Just two wild and crazy guys
Unfortunately, OP never found a wife but his elaborate speedo collection sold for $1.2M in 2025.
Hog mogged
your friend is packing heat
“Good friend.”
and you were roommates?
Roommates?
He is smaller. But you are also smaller. 🧐
“friend”
Confirmed bachelors
Cool roommates, right?
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Ah Fire Island in the summer. Romping with your school chums in the dunes and waves, whilst the twilight bathed the hedgerow like a lambert flame.
Was this before or after the Cher concert?
I would’ve let you both have a turn.
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Are your names Ace and Gary, by chance?
Nothing wrong with being a grower.
A package deal.
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