I’d be careful about where you put those. There is a guy that super glued his ass shut as a joke(????). dude will be shitting in a bag for the rest of his life because he wanted to be funny.
CouchPotatoFamine on
Funny because it’s true
platinumarks on
After a certain point of seeing this over and over, it loses its humor factor
Sufficient-Mark-2018 on
Is there a link to the seller site?
LD-50_Cent on
Same for the “sterilized by gamma radiation” stickers
DayleD on
Gotta add one of those to an ID tag.
gellshayngel on
r/DontPutThatInYourAss
spaceporter on
I bought my 14 year old niece a roll randomly and she had loads of fun with them.
mrepop on
I’ve got a stapler at the office that’s for vaginal use only.
sports_dude on
For when someone tears you a new asshole.
falcon920 on
I have a red one on the back of my cell phone and another on the case for my earbuds. I agree, it never gets old.
LucoaKThe2AHashira on
Is this where the Rodney dangerfield joke about it his son replacing his preparation H with super glue came from?
Antique-Ad4337 on
This is really the meaning of ripping you a new azz
joshstrodomus on
I have one on my vape , we boofing!
Rough-Breadfruit-611 on
This is a great way to mark your tools so you don’t lose them!
jordansinn on
Gotta use clear because the original brown would be unsightly.
lotsanoodles on
Butt why.
Fyrentenemar on
why do they always have the booty shorts though? Half the fun is for them to look like they could be authentic which they don’t with the booty shorts.
Old_Web374 on
We have a jackhammer at work with one of these stickers.
Moist-Ointments on
I have 956 of these left
Conspiratorymadness on
Put one on your penis.
Whane17 on
I can think of one asshole this aught to be used on.
CharminggGirl2 on
Putting that on random household items would cause absolute mayhem. The group chat would never recover.
all_wings_report-in on
Anal way this will end well
psychoacer on
That’s my hair gel
Bramm_Bam_Bigalow on
I put mine on my remote and game controllers
rip1980 on
Need bumper.sticker sized ones for political ads.
aarhus on
Did someone reboot Reddit? This was everywhere in 2011. It wasn’t funny then.
Piemaster113 on
Wow its been nearly a year since someone posted the whole, you can buy rectal use only stickers and put them on stuff.
ShyguyFlyguy on
What would happen if you glued.your butthole shut with this then got hit with a bout of explosive diarrhea?
Xanthus179 on
Yes, everyone knows.
AlabamaAl on
I bought a roll of these and put them all on the outside of the package I was shipping to a friend
Nekat_ydaerla on
Not sure if the question is can you or should you?
KrazyKryminal on
Oooh I want to go put some stickers on the hot rotisserie chickens at Walmart…
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You won’t
‘Special Place in Hell’, table for one!
Crimper valve glue!
Probably once. Maybe twice.
Someone has a bunch of those and put them on random bottles in the liquor store by me once.
https://www.reddit.com/r/forrectaluseonly/s/ZH3UUzwyKz
/r/rectalstickers
I’d be careful about where you put those. There is a guy that super glued his ass shut as a joke(????). dude will be shitting in a bag for the rest of his life because he wanted to be funny.
Funny because it’s true
After a certain point of seeing this over and over, it loses its humor factor
Is there a link to the seller site?
Same for the “sterilized by gamma radiation” stickers
Gotta add one of those to an ID tag.
r/DontPutThatInYourAss
I bought my 14 year old niece a roll randomly and she had loads of fun with them.
I’ve got a stapler at the office that’s for vaginal use only.
For when someone tears you a new asshole.
I have a red one on the back of my cell phone and another on the case for my earbuds. I agree, it never gets old.
Is this where the Rodney dangerfield joke about it his son replacing his preparation H with super glue came from?
This is really the meaning of ripping you a new azz
I have one on my vape , we boofing!
This is a great way to mark your tools so you don’t lose them!
Gotta use clear because the original brown would be unsightly.
Butt why.
why do they always have the booty shorts though? Half the fun is for them to look like they could be authentic which they don’t with the booty shorts.
We have a jackhammer at work with one of these stickers.
I have 956 of these left
Put one on your penis.
I can think of one asshole this aught to be used on.
Putting that on random household items would cause absolute mayhem. The group chat would never recover.
Anal way this will end well
That’s my hair gel
I put mine on my remote and game controllers
Need bumper.sticker sized ones for political ads.
Did someone reboot Reddit? This was everywhere in 2011. It wasn’t funny then.
Wow its been nearly a year since someone posted the whole, you can buy rectal use only stickers and put them on stuff.
What would happen if you glued.your butthole shut with this then got hit with a bout of explosive diarrhea?
Yes, everyone knows.
I bought a roll of these and put them all on the outside of the package I was shipping to a friend
Not sure if the question is can you or should you?
Oooh I want to go put some stickers on the hot rotisserie chickens at Walmart…
Ohh, crap…. Is the clear only for rectal use ?