I must know where this beautiful breakfast burrito came from.
SafeComprehensive889 on
I can taste how flakey and fresh that tortilla is by the looks of it
Grand-Spring66 on
It would take me 2 days to eat all that
xXPussy420Slayer69Xx on
How does it compare to your aft arm?
jaxjon1 on
Are you a T-Rex?🦖
Early_Lawfulness_348 on

Wow, that’s a long necked beast.
shyleshseth94 on
At what point does a breakfast burrito just become a breakfast log? Also, I’m going to need a status update on your digestive system in about 4 hours.
Andyatlast on
r/anythingbutmetric
prajnadhyana on
That’s like three meals right there.
Sufficient-Owl1826 on
gym membership cancelled, just lift this
hicksteruk on
Now give that thing to Piper Perry and we will know how big it really is.
mandolin08 on
what about your aft arm though
shotsallover on
What goes in must come out.Â
ChasesHisTail on
You’re going to be too burrito brained to winter soldier after that.
SaltandLillacs on
This is the size of a long baby
jillofroughly9trades on
I’ve seen a place called Burritos the Size of your Head. Maybe this is a sister company.
welchplug on
How much?
DerpyMcDerpelI on
this feels vaguely cannibalistic
hungmao on
That is as big as an arm cast!
Was it actually good though? Or just gimmick? And how much??
(Sorry. Nosy)
KingPinata69 on
r/absoluteunit
dj_spanmaster on
You may be 6’4″, but your arm is less than the length of a burrito! Your proportions are bonkers my dude
IDKUThatsMyPurse on

CrashingOutFrFr on
Gonna need a banana for scale.
namieorange on
Banana for reference please
AtrumsalusOG on
Not Chipotle
afici0nad0 on
Breakfast? Damn…
free_-_spirit on
That can probably feed a family of four
gutshitter on
That’s a breakfast, lunch, dinner, and midnight snack burrito
linjaes on
How do you even roll a burrito that long without it falling apart
soverythere on
Cut it into sections and and then see how fast you can eat the burrito before you pass out from the blood loss
Coondiggety on
That’s quite the log
Potential_Yam_5196 on
Congrats on the baby!!
david-crz on
Hello neighbor! I now have a new burrito spot to try
Tumifaigirar on
Show me the inside!
shoghon on
My first thought is always…I’m going to have push this out later.
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I must know where this beautiful breakfast burrito came from.
I can taste how flakey and fresh that tortilla is by the looks of it
It would take me 2 days to eat all that
How does it compare to your aft arm?
Are you a T-Rex?🦖

Wow, that’s a long necked beast.
At what point does a breakfast burrito just become a breakfast log? Also, I’m going to need a status update on your digestive system in about 4 hours.
r/anythingbutmetric
That’s like three meals right there.
gym membership cancelled, just lift this
Now give that thing to Piper Perry and we will know how big it really is.
what about your aft arm though
What goes in must come out.Â
You’re going to be too burrito brained to winter soldier after that.
This is the size of a long baby
I’ve seen a place called Burritos the Size of your Head. Maybe this is a sister company.
How much?
this feels vaguely cannibalistic
That is as big as an arm cast!
Was it actually good though? Or just gimmick? And how much??
(Sorry. Nosy)
r/absoluteunit
You may be 6’4″, but your arm is less than the length of a burrito! Your proportions are bonkers my dude

Gonna need a banana for scale.
Banana for reference please
Not Chipotle
Breakfast? Damn…
That can probably feed a family of four
That’s a breakfast, lunch, dinner, and midnight snack burrito
How do you even roll a burrito that long without it falling apart
Cut it into sections and and then see how fast you can eat the burrito before you pass out from the blood loss
That’s quite the log
Congrats on the baby!!
Hello neighbor! I now have a new burrito spot to try
Show me the inside!
My first thought is always…I’m going to have push this out later.
I should call her
>this breakfast, *lunch*, and *dinner* burrito…