Satire

    by Effective_Mode3219

    35 Comments

    1. Neverdropsin57 on

      Jesus, I guess DHS lists their weight requirement in terms of displacement in their desperation to recruit.

    2. I call bullshit. Even with the reduced requirements for recruitment, he does not look like he could do them all. 15 pushups? Maybe. 35 situps? Doubtful. 1.5 miles in 14 min.? Even if they allowed bubba yum over here to power walk it, pretty sure a cardiac event would finish him before he crossed the finish line.

    3. BrassBadgerWrites on

      NOOOOO don’t criticize the Epstinites they’ll put you on a list haven’t you seen the news???? 

      Just let it happen it’s only a few hundred kids just be quiet and let them eat their jerky 🙁 

      [vomit]

    4. I don’t approve of fat shaming but in this person’s case, nobody can approve of him or his choice of jobs. So there’s that.

    5. There is no way these dudes can do 15 push ups and run a mile and a half in 15 minutes. NO WAY.

    6. Ok, how in the hell can they run 1.5 miles in 15 minutes as recruiting standards state?? No focking way.

    7. Kinda funny when you think Sec. Defense Hegseth has slammed having any fat soldiers, but clearly this lardass is good enough to terrorize immigrants and shoot American citizens.

    8. You are hired but we don’t have any XXXXL uniforms or tac gear. That dude: “it’s cool fam, I have it all already”

    9. Someone without the discipline to not be a fat fuck shouldn’t be in law enforcement. Doesn’t the US have fitness tests for their law enforcement? What a joke.

    10. Popular_Blueberry337 on

      highkey kinda hard to comment when the title’s blank lol but i’ll gues it was an interesting post.

    11. SwimmingPirate9070 on

      Would love to watch this tub try to chase anything down other than the first donut off of the crispy creme belt.

    12. In all fairness its not as if he could be on the other side an join the protesters. One puff on a whistle and we’re looking at a major myocardial infarction .

    13. I can’t get over how damn small his sidearm looks in comparison. It’s probably a .45 but his ass makes it look like a 22 derringer

    14. This guy, and all the other ICE assholes like him, think that because they are white, they are better than everyone else who isn’t.

      This genetically disadventaged tub of goo is convinced of his supremacy, and has now reached MAGA nirvana by being allowed to enforce his supremacy on anybody he chooses. He has been taken into the supremacist brotherhood, and can actively personify the worst in humanity, without supervision and with total immunity to the consequences.

      This is our future – being ruled by this brutish and ignorant secret police. This country is doomed.

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