Today I learn that Trump’s dick is high on calories.
Neverdropsin57 on
Jesus, I guess DHS lists their weight requirement in terms of displacement in their desperation to recruit.
sarduchi on
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day…
SenseiT on
I call bullshit. Even with the reduced requirements for recruitment, he does not look like he could do them all. 15 pushups? Maybe. 35 situps? Doubtful. 1.5 miles in 14 min.? Even if they allowed bubba yum over here to power walk it, pretty sure a cardiac event would finish him before he crossed the finish line.
BrassBadgerWrites on
NOOOOO don’t criticize the Epstinites they’ll put you on a list haven’t you seen the news????
Just let it happen it’s only a few hundred kids just be quiet and let them eat their jerky 🙁
[vomit]
Kevinwbooth on
ICEcream
Fun_Zombie_6796 on
Doing the Lards work.
Bronzeshadow on
No way he ran the mile and a half.
Grattytood on
I don’t approve of fat shaming but in this person’s case, nobody can approve of him or his choice of jobs. So there’s that.
VissAndPinegar on
There is no way these dudes can do 15 push ups and run a mile and a half in 15 minutes. NO WAY.
hopjumper23 on
Ok, how in the hell can they run 1.5 miles in 15 minutes as recruiting standards state?? No focking way.
Word1_Word2_4Numbers on
vest seems redundant
copperblood on
Honest question, can this ICE Nazi see his dick?
YCMTSUNOW on
Now that’s an ad for Birth Control
Historical-Gap-7084 on
That dude is putting way too much faith in that vest.
keirmeister on
Kinda funny when you think Sec. Defense Hegseth has slammed having any fat soldiers, but clearly this lardass is good enough to terrorize immigrants and shoot American citizens.
sten45 on
You are hired but we don’t have any XXXXL uniforms or tac gear. That dude: “it’s cool fam, I have it all already”
ghallway on
You know this fucker would shoot before he’d run two steps…shoot em in the back
Someone without the discipline to not be a fat fuck shouldn’t be in law enforcement. Doesn’t the US have fitness tests for their law enforcement? What a joke.
Popular_Blueberry337 on
highkey kinda hard to comment when the title’s blank lol but i’ll gues it was an interesting post.
SwimmingPirate9070 on
Would love to watch this tub try to chase anything down other than the first donut off of the crispy creme belt.
Mikey06154 on
In all fairness its not as if he could be on the other side an join the protesters. One puff on a whistle and we’re looking at a major myocardial infarction .
snasna102 on
Could always just you know… not have that be a real job?
Fun_Zombie_6796 on
All it heard during the interview was, steak out..?
Worldly_Possible9069 on
Federal buffet agent!
onepunchman333 on
I can’t get over how damn small his sidearm looks in comparison. It’s probably a .45 but his ass makes it look like a 22 derringer
Dudestevens on
ICE is a federal jobs program for losers. A MAGA handout.
SoilentBillionaires on
Gravy seals
bkinboulder on
Find it hard to believe he ran a mile and a half in 14 minutes 25 seconds or less.
This guy, and all the other ICE assholes like him, think that because they are white, they are better than everyone else who isn’t.
This genetically disadventaged tub of goo is convinced of his supremacy, and has now reached MAGA nirvana by being allowed to enforce his supremacy on anybody he chooses. He has been taken into the supremacist brotherhood, and can actively personify the worst in humanity, without supervision and with total immunity to the consequences.
This is our future – being ruled by this brutish and ignorant secret police. This country is doomed.
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Today I learn that Trump’s dick is high on calories.
Jesus, I guess DHS lists their weight requirement in terms of displacement in their desperation to recruit.
Do what you love and you’ll never work a day…
I call bullshit. Even with the reduced requirements for recruitment, he does not look like he could do them all. 15 pushups? Maybe. 35 situps? Doubtful. 1.5 miles in 14 min.? Even if they allowed bubba yum over here to power walk it, pretty sure a cardiac event would finish him before he crossed the finish line.
NOOOOO don’t criticize the Epstinites they’ll put you on a list haven’t you seen the news????
Just let it happen it’s only a few hundred kids just be quiet and let them eat their jerky 🙁
[vomit]
ICEcream
Doing the Lards work.
No way he ran the mile and a half.
I don’t approve of fat shaming but in this person’s case, nobody can approve of him or his choice of jobs. So there’s that.
There is no way these dudes can do 15 push ups and run a mile and a half in 15 minutes. NO WAY.
Ok, how in the hell can they run 1.5 miles in 15 minutes as recruiting standards state?? No focking way.
vest seems redundant
Honest question, can this ICE Nazi see his dick?
Now that’s an ad for Birth Control
That dude is putting way too much faith in that vest.
Kinda funny when you think Sec. Defense Hegseth has slammed having any fat soldiers, but clearly this lardass is good enough to terrorize immigrants and shoot American citizens.
You are hired but we don’t have any XXXXL uniforms or tac gear. That dude: “it’s cool fam, I have it all already”
You know this fucker would shoot before he’d run two steps…shoot em in the back
https://preview.redd.it/5yw5nl1kwbkg1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0afe5b26e02512209ca4d6d2462792b8203b0679
Someone without the discipline to not be a fat fuck shouldn’t be in law enforcement. Doesn’t the US have fitness tests for their law enforcement? What a joke.
highkey kinda hard to comment when the title’s blank lol but i’ll gues it was an interesting post.
Would love to watch this tub try to chase anything down other than the first donut off of the crispy creme belt.
In all fairness its not as if he could be on the other side an join the protesters. One puff on a whistle and we’re looking at a major myocardial infarction .
Could always just you know… not have that be a real job?
All it heard during the interview was, steak out..?
Federal buffet agent!
I can’t get over how damn small his sidearm looks in comparison. It’s probably a .45 but his ass makes it look like a 22 derringer
ICE is a federal jobs program for losers. A MAGA handout.
Gravy seals
Find it hard to believe he ran a mile and a half in 14 minutes 25 seconds or less.
https://preview.redd.it/igl5kf8g0ckg1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad16c5dc594d180fdf6af4e3a051c430caade12
I’d love to see this guy slip on an icy pavement.
EDIT: And then try and get back up.
This guy, and all the other ICE assholes like him, think that because they are white, they are better than everyone else who isn’t.
This genetically disadventaged tub of goo is convinced of his supremacy, and has now reached MAGA nirvana by being allowed to enforce his supremacy on anybody he chooses. He has been taken into the supremacist brotherhood, and can actively personify the worst in humanity, without supervision and with total immunity to the consequences.
This is our future – being ruled by this brutish and ignorant secret police. This country is doomed.
He’s a Type 2 Agent
The American dream.