The Industrial Revolution could have started in 1581, but humanity had its priorities straight: Döner Kebab.

    by Away_Substance_7745

    12 Comments

    1. BasedAustralhungary on

      Why the hell would you trigger an Industrial Revolution with all of the problems It takes when you can just make kebab and chill with your habibis?

    2. It takes more than just a concept.

      We needed better metals and ways to forge strong lasting parts to make something like a train.

    3. Like another post here said:

      Making a steam engine is easy, the hard part is making it do something useful enough to warrant making an entire society’s production output centered around it.

    4. *Sigh

      Just now I saw a meme about steam engine in Roman empire and people were discussing it was still a problem to kickstart IR and now I saw another meme about this but in Ottoman. Even worse, it’s a repost.

    5. This is like saying: we had algorithms and logic built in computers since the fifties, why didn’t they start LLM’s back then?

    6. no it fucking couldn’t have.

      they didn’t have the many different raw materials needed in the amount that they were needed, they didn’t have the international access to sell the goods that they can’t make, they didn’t have a large enough group of highly educated people to manage all the people making and selling the things they couldn’t make or sell, they didn’t have a robust and efficient enough agriculture to supporting a growing population and allow them not to work in that agriculture in order to do other things like build machines, produce materials, sell said things or organize other people, all of which they couldn’t have done anyway.

    7. HillInTheDistance on

      Without food, we starve and die.

      Döner Kebab is food.

      If the food is improperly cooked, we’re poisoned, and die.

      We are not dead.

      Thus we had food.

      Properly rotated food.

      Praised Be the Döner Man.

    8. The Industrial Revolution couldn’t happen without the liberalization of society, and the division of labor that proto-capitalism produced.

    9. Numerous_Problems on

      The tap/valve seems a bit modern. Maybe not made as an exact replica. Horizontal rotisserie (cağ kebab) in the early 17th century vertical rotisserie (döner kebab) in the 19th century

    10. Knight_Castellan on

      The Industrial Revolution could pretty much have begun multiple times over the last 2000 years. The knowledge and industry required to make primitive steam engines has been around (intermittently) since the time of the ancient Greeks. The problem is that a combination of disinterest, power politics, lack of intellectual input, and economic factors all contributed to it just… not happening.

      It wasn’t until 18th century Britain, during the Enlightenment, where the right combination of factors occured to kick-start industrialisation.

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